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DarkEmperorMSOG’s Comments

I would never trust some convenience store worker with a lottery ticket. If it came up as a million dollar winner they would just lie and pocket it or run out the door with it.

on just a nigga's luck · 7 years ago

Guess these are are like super common now? Seems weird to me that so many dudes own a sex toy.

on Belladonna Pocket Pussy · 7 years ago

That guy deserves a raise. Also: where the hell do you find this shit?

on Noobs signing up for MZ · 7 years ago

@Barret a decent chance most of us have seen or passed by or encountered a pig slave and not realized it. Who knows, when you're 55 and burnt out it might be your destiny.

replied on Princess Mandy's little piggie-poo · 7 years ago

@Bono why? Are the truthers gonna rise up and kick down the doors of the capitol? You armchair detectives aren't going to do shit.

replied on Fun dildo surprise · 7 years ago

@Oster her name is Jodie. I'll see if I can snap a sneaky pic to share... but without a sign you fags will say fake. Whatever

replied on Actual footage · 7 years ago

I brought a joint and special fudge this Thanksgiving. It made me fairly popular.

on I had a good Turkey Day · 7 years ago

His bomb wasn't real? Was he trying to play a funny prank?

Gotta admire his energy level. Is this a legit meltdown? Wtf is the actual backstory?

replied on Onision · 7 years ago

Can we all acknowledge how fucking silly this whole "Pope" thing is with these fancy outfits? The whole thing is ridiculous.

Definitely the same guy

Pretty fucked up tho... growing an animal in captivity to harvest it as food. These are sentient creatures. Either figure out lab grown meat or make the impossible burger stuff actually impossible to differentiate. I'm a carnivore but this shit makes me sick

on Me · 7 years ago

Those pat pies are stilted

Those pot pies are soiled

Those poor pies are solid

Those pot pies are salad. The trick with food like this is adding your own spices and sauces to bring it up a notch. Salt pepper and hot sauce would work well here. Happy Thanksgiving faggots.

I bought 3 pumpkin pies for the Thanksgiving feast that I am attending tomorrow... then realized that was overkill and kept 1 for myself. Already had some and they added a nice pinch of salt.. it's pretty fucking good.

Nothing wrong with fat chicks man they feel like they gotta earn it more and work that dick good. My 1 current booty call is chubbz and I like it.

on Actual footage · 7 years ago

Only way Dems win in 2020 as of writing this is digging up a serious Trump scandal. Strong economy will probably get Trump the win if Dems don't figure out something quick.

Cunty the drunk clown performing her act

That faggot grabbed for the dick so it could spray him too. Fucking queer gonna burn in hell when he dies homosexuality is a sin. The lord loves you but if you sleep with another dude you'll spend eternity in suffering. Seems fair.

on Fun dildo surprise · 7 years ago

k

Put him in the grinder.

3 different camera angles = A+. The 3rd angle makes it clear at least a couple people were taken out.

on An off ramp in India · 7 years ago

This thread is definitely homo erotic

replied on Giggles Vs. Dark Emperor · 7 years ago