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FlashGordon’s Comments

This man's laugh is bloody contagious.

Hahahahaha

on Bloody Loveleh · 7 years ago

I always saw the beginning of mr beans shows like he was an alien too who had been abducted and unleashed onto humankind. Then the show would start. That blue three wheeled car he constantly ran off the road or shoved of a parking spot. Or even in church pretending and sleeping.

Great show.

replied on Crazy Lemon Meringue Pie Guy · 7 years ago

Gay like the plague

replied on Crazy Lemon Meringue Pie Guy · 7 years ago

Oh yeah, American prison guards don't give a fuck and will point his ass out to the tank boss in the tank he's thrown in. He most likely will be stabbed to death, after they get done raping him... Or maybe even rape while stabbing... So many possible outcomes...

replied on Caveman Date · 7 years ago

Oh my god that poor girl. I hope the dude got splatted by a train after that and she got away

on Caveman Date · 7 years ago

I'm in shock over how these other people just stay there or walk by them fucking... As if this is normal behavior for them... Imagine what the kids there have seen...

*both guys pull out*

"Let me help you wipe the shit off your dick" "Me too, yum yum"

*All three walk off into the sunset together to get some hemorrhoid and ice cream*

Good. I woke up thinking about what people are going to start doing in this town with all the fresh Illegal spicks roaming around preying on jobs. Would the cops even spend the resources investigating if they were to be shot to death? They already can't find the heroine under its nose... Hunting them like wild animals would serve as a lesson to the others to gtfo and be very scared to come back..

Of course I was asking all this for a friend.....

on Not what he expected · 7 years ago

They just add a ramen soup and some left over chicken scraps they found in the dumpster of their favorite Williams Chicken, with a dash of that stuff, and BAM!

replied on A Rare Scent · 7 years ago

They call this po'boy negro spice

replied on A Rare Scent · 7 years ago

What a fat nignog.

replied on Mr Bean Is Just Checking Up On You · 7 years ago

No lube*

Who you calling an old fart?

replied on Human Stew · 7 years ago

*spotted black dick that gave giggles aids

replied on Human Stew · 7 years ago

What is this, shit finger-painting?

replied on Human Stew · 7 years ago

Bullshit

replied on Human Stew · 7 years ago

You sound like someone uncomfortable with their sexuality... Its ok, we know you're gay.

replied on Car park line marker · 7 years ago

Looks like some kind of fungus growing

replied on Human Stew · 7 years ago

What am I even looking at?

on Human Stew · 7 years ago

"Ohh I think I found myself a... ROBOBITCH"

replied on Car park line marker · 7 years ago

I believe that's why he's called MegaFAGGOT.

Hah giggles is gay

replied on Car park line marker · 7 years ago

Yes MF should post the butthole out of principle.

replied on Car park line marker · 7 years ago

Hey, we got new content for an update to Zsmash, let's add this into the game. Smash into the car that goes flying and however many people fly out and meet a horrible fate, that's how many points you get. Call it a Bonus Round

replied on 52 Pickup · 7 years ago

Saw that peopl died in the description, and that the count was 17 dead.

You deserve 17 upvotes but I'm only gonna leave 2...

on 52 Pickup · 7 years ago

Looks like the nose candy ran out

on Underwater Facehugger · 7 years ago