FlashGordon’s Comments
Where no one has gone before
Does she do parties?
Hey, you have 12 upvotes. The same amount as my post did... I'd say that's fair enough to shut your cunt over
"Oh please, crop dust us, just one more time"
Oh, Africa
Uh oh, time to saddle up and lock and load. And send these demon spawn back to hell where they belong
That nigger doing those squats bouncing up and down probably learned that move in jail riding all of those white cocks
I genuinely laughed out loud at this.
He should have kept running.
That egg might have to divulge classified information if its Pentagonal....
As a dead horse
Why would someone do that to themselves? I'll bet gravity was not his friend for at least a week after that...
The final frontier
This is literally just a clip from the video I posted, and it gets upvotes.
Nope, they stop and then giggle about it. Makes me fuck them harder until it hurts.
Reminds you of your experiences with anal eh?
Anti-negativity- Activate!
My ex thought she could copy my recipe when I wasn't around one time, damn was it not the same too. Both my kids eat the shit out of it when I make it and I use extra Pepperoni's/juice. Not when she made it though... Love her anyway. She tried. Can't fuck with the master.
Crock pot foods are the most flavorful meals you can ever make I think... Just set it to low amd slow for the best flavor... I make a fucking mean Chicago style Italian Beef in a crock pot. When your food crazed father in law is raving about how good it is, and they're all getting seconds, you did well.
Girls bitch like they aren't ever the ones who cum first then bolt before you bust a nut. So selfish.
Adrenochrome isn't even a real thing. That was just made up for the movie's sake.
Salt in your wounds muthafuckaaaaaa
And then they went to a Williams Chicken and stuffed their stupid nigger faces.
I laughed way more than I should have at that
If you were vet status, this would be plausible.
But you're a filthy Zucker too.
Tsk tsk tsk...