Freeeggs’s Comments

Yes

Next time I’m not Going to use the pointy side Of the meat tenderizer. It actually still hurts

Yoga

I’d be fine with that

Sometimes I’ll have her sit on my lap while we’re naked so it looks like she has a dick. I get a good chuckle out of it

Might as well be

So many signs too... poor girl..

She’s at work and doesn’t realize I have an egg fetish.

Toilet? Nah I’ve got a crusty white sock and the comfort of my bed

Gangrene and some more amputations would be more appropriate in this situation. Maybe it will go into his ass and he has to have his sphincter removed

Shiiiitt bro. I’m using a phone

That’s because giggles can’t cook

And for my next trick....

Lol

Buffalo tastes like cow but I agree

4 am you pacific time fag you

like you would mind a world full of retards and pregnant midgets... pshhhh

You know what else is chic.... suicide

So is squirrel gator and snake if it’s cooked right

Idk about horses, Europeans eat them, but rabbit is delicious

Idk where all this stupid ass prom shit came from. What happened to just bein like ey bitch let’s go to prom high as fuck and hit up Tyler’s party afterward. Niggas got a pool and his parents are hippies.... fuckin gen z inclel no testosterone having lady boi faggots

Awwww mako got turned down ... poor guy

Same eye color.. who know it could be... but. I was young and needed the money.. didn’t get any money but whatever

Lolol

Oh