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JordanSimms’s Comments

I posted something like this but it wasn't rap and it had cookie monster eyes.

replied on Some cunt rapping · 7 years ago

(rimshot)

replied on Birds Fucking With Us · 7 years ago

Limp like Giggles.

on Dr Piggles on his moped · 7 years ago

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

replied on Fried Chicken; Obviously. · 7 years ago

More like BistroBitch

on beauty contest · 7 years ago

The humanity

on Lets Paint The Town Red · 7 years ago

Thought it looked familiar

replied on Lube Job · 7 years ago
on Lube Job · 7 years ago

...and Barrette pitches a tent.

* pickle

on How to picked a hotdog · 7 years ago

It's the only way to be sure.

replied on Girls just wanna have fun · 7 years ago

Amateur.

on Never had a BBC · 7 years ago

so the male kangaroo plays whack-a-mole during copulation. lucky dude.

replied on Actual Footage of Fred Being Online · 7 years ago

Russian abortions.

on Punch it 'till it pukes x3 · 7 years ago

These people walk among us.

on Pimp My Dong · 7 years ago

fake tits look like garbage bags filled with jello, they jiggle and wrinkle. barf.

on Floppy Jollopy · 7 years ago

Upvote for making it look like it was being played back from a VHS tape.

on Heartbreaker · 7 years ago

Well, better luck next time. Looks like his pants protected his dick.

Giggles the MZ cop.

replied on Pumping · 7 years ago

Rooster would be willing to pay. And give a donation.

replied on Woman just chilling out in traffic · 7 years ago

Guess they skipped arm day.

on The Doors greatest hits. · 7 years ago

Those guys in forensics and their sense of humor

on After · 7 years ago

She could probably touch her nip behind her back

on Before · 7 years ago

* butch bull dykes

replied on She makes her own gravy · 7 years ago