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JordanSimms’s Comments

Wow. Really jonesing for cock, eh?

replied on Saturday Fun Bags · 7 years ago

Sorry, didn't post a cock for you. I'll do better next time. ??

replied on Saturday Fun Bags · 7 years ago

What was her nickname? Face hugger?

replied on In your face · 7 years ago

Bet she'd stick to the window

on In your face · 7 years ago

All the urgency of an overweight black girl working at McDonald's

Her heart must be the size of a honey-baked ham

Had that been a Coke machine the shooting never would have happened.

Fuck this. Pepsi sucks.

replied on Pepsi Yeah! · 7 years ago
replied on Pepsi Yeah! · 7 years ago

All two of them

replied on Parents leave graduation early · 7 years ago

Maybe if she was pushing one out

on Adult Swing · 7 years ago

*too subtle for most the fuks on here

replied on Adult Swing · 7 years ago

*deaf

replied on Adult Swing · 7 years ago

*blind

replied on Adult Swing · 7 years ago
replied on "Overkill" · 7 years ago

He was probably embarrassed having pissed himself.

replied on Bang!....you're dead · 7 years ago

R Budd Dwyer the first and best suicide video.

on Bang!....you're dead · 7 years ago

Good camera work

on "Overkill" · 7 years ago

Not even the beaners want anything to do with them.

replied on Life as it should be....in the Mideast · 7 years ago

Nuke Florida and you'll take out NYers, Long Islanders, and the Cubans. Good motivation as I see it.

replied on Life as it should be....in the Mideast · 7 years ago

Restrictor plate racing increases the probability of maximum carnage

on Just the good parts · 7 years ago

This just may coax MD out of retirement

on It's show time in Russia · 7 years ago

Had he been born in New York he would have been aborted sometime after birth.

on Bizarro man · 7 years ago