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JordanSimms’s Comments

Straight hair looks sexier. Wipe that fucking smile off your face though.

replied on Two Tuesday dogs · 7 years ago

Millennial hipster.

replied on Tried Making Haggis · 7 years ago

She'll be shitting in a bag in a few more years.

One good fuck and you'll crack her pelvis

Always bring a fork to be sure to get the big chunks.

on Nice zit. · 7 years ago

When you're in the mood for dank skanks. With boobs.

on She is wreaking her car. · 7 years ago

Must Bono filming. Doesn't back the truck up until he's got the content.

on Built Ford Tough · 7 years ago

Was expecting Al. Got gore instead. And a UUoody.

on Some gore shit · 7 years ago

He also sails that thingy on frozen lakes

replied on Just say no to drugs · 7 years ago

She's trying to decide whether to sniff it, eat it, or name it.

on Diggin' For Sweet Gold · 7 years ago

Sideshow Bob could feed a preschool and put out a fire at the same time.

It took a second response before he was kicked out. Not as a result of the stfu. Nigga.

on Morning class · 7 years ago

That's where I saw it.

replied on Ass to Mouth · 7 years ago

*when

Giggles been getting the shaft on cock lately

replied on Just some tit fucking · 7 years ago

Tranny hiding a jar of peanut butter in his right hand

replied on Two Tuesday dogs · 7 years ago

You shaved

on Gender Swap 2 · 7 years ago

He's trying to crawl out of his "want more gay posts" hole he dug

replied on Gender Swap 2 · 7 years ago

* jizz in

replied on Super heroes · 7 years ago

Yea. That's obvious.

replied on Saturday Fun Bags · 7 years ago

He can spooj on his own face. No one else required.

replied on City bitch · 7 years ago

I bet you're jerkung though. Almost got that cock you're looking for. Good for you Gaygles.

replied on 3 gay guys · 7 years ago

My snake moves when I watch her

replied on Saturday Fun Bags · 7 years ago

WTF we need a team piss

on How about dis one? · 7 years ago