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JordanSimms’s Comments

Seems to be definitely enjoying it

Was expecting tootsie rolls but got lemon suckers

on Cuz it's Sunday · 7 years ago

upvote for the chick

Midgets can only take the elevator to the 12th floor.

watching that was cathartic. looked like she could have pushed out a log, too.

on When she's gotta go · 7 years ago

Wow. That really pierces a man's soul. How many hits did it take you to come up with that platinum level comment?

replied on THIS is how a blowjob should feel · 7 years ago

WTF is that thing?

on Only women bleed · 7 years ago

When I don't shower my pits are deadly

replied on He dreams of weenie · 7 years ago

You could hear the landing.

+1 team puke

Funny

on Small mind entertainment · 7 years ago

Maisie Williams negotiating a new contract for season 8

And he wouldn't hit a single target

How you make fresh squeezed juice

Up vote for dual cleaning action

The corpse will get up and run away screaming rather than be violated vy giggles.

on Hurry Up And Buy · 7 years ago

Why you respond to your own reply? That's just weird dude.

replied on Fuck Off It's Mine Mine Mine · 7 years ago

I has noms!

I was over due anyway

replied on Disney Animal Kingdom · 7 years ago

Was expecting steak. Got a weener.

Bamford, are we drunk or high?

replied on Giggles Jr · 7 years ago

Getting his hairline cut straight must be quite the circus act

on Giggles Jr · 7 years ago

Bravo! or Brava! can't tell which from that angle.

on Asinine hijinks · 7 years ago

Wonder how long it worked on its costume?

Giggle that arrow is pointing to your own name. Sorry to have disappointed you. Sad emoji.

replied on From the sublime to the ridiculous · 7 years ago