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JordanSimms’s Comments

Was expecting weener, got hamburger.

Go join Elizabeth already

Speak for yourself dog boy

replied on He tells people he's model · 7 years ago

Giggles = sub masochist

replied on Getting Railed · 7 years ago

Up vote anyway

on Black Lives Splatter · 7 years ago

She's gone straight to the rsp

on The Corona Kid being cool · 7 years ago

Michelin man's wife is screwing around on him.

Painal

on Ooowutch · 7 years ago

Snickers

It lives

replied on Honey?......I'm home! · 7 years ago

Look closer

replied on Metal Raptor · 7 years ago

Me too

replied on Batman Be Jealous · 7 years ago
replied on Cupid Stunt · 7 years ago

That's a fuck long skid mark

on Road Kill Cantina! · 7 years ago

mmmmm... And some mayo

replied on Slow Motion For Me · 7 years ago

Nothing like having run out of ideas

Their heads are as big as their bodies

on Midgets · 7 years ago

The yeti in a previous post approves

Wouldn't want to see the casting call for the white boy role

Milomauckus is actually in his 40"s due to a disease

replied on kid has his shit together · 7 years ago

... grainier than * my mom's vag

replied on No · 7 years ago