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JordanSimms’s Comments

You brits were getting your asses kicked without help

replied on When seagulls attack · 7 years ago

Thanks for posting this UUoody, I almost forgot I have to pick up a jug of pus on the way home.

on Popping a zit · 7 years ago

Gay West

replied on The Easther Bunny · 7 years ago

God is not amused

on Every Rose has it thorn · 7 years ago

If its her own butt bugs then no risk

on Double Chocolate Egg · 7 years ago

Waited too long to punch that cunts lights out

And a tetanus shot

replied on Need a toothpick · 7 years ago

It was a sticky note on my inside tight bit it fell off. Cops came before I could re~record it. :(

replied on Refreshing · 7 years ago

The sick thing about this is he keeps shoving eggs in his ass and he's not even getting a hard on

When you're too lazy to get off your ass and take a piss properly

Thought she said oh funny

Porn with a plot, though

Nice

Doesn't work on Netscape either

replied on Looney Tunes Moment · 7 years ago

Still playing

replied on Looney Tunes Moment · 7 years ago

Except on Firefox

replied on Looney Tunes Moment · 7 years ago

Still nice dinners

on Diner Tits · 7 years ago

'this playing

on Looney Tunes Moment · 7 years ago

Banana slugs > India

replied on "Reverse" Rape Punishment · 7 years ago

Oh c'min. Reverse racism is hilarious when it backfires. :}

on Fred G owns a cunt · 7 years ago

I wonder if they put the couch on Craigslist.

on Dentures In Death · 7 years ago

Shit my dick would be crawling up my ass to hide from that bitch. Hmmm. I've got an idea....

on "Reverse" Rape Punishment · 7 years ago

Poor little moo cows.

on Ain't That The Pits · 7 years ago