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JordanSimms’s Comments

I've never had a problem as long as I don't engage the chain.

on MZer health and safety · 7 years ago

Outstanding aim

on The Most Beautiful Suicide · 7 years ago

So you've seen it

replied on Fred G owns a cunt · 7 years ago

Cankles

on El Hulko · 7 years ago

Fuck she could feed most of Anchorage for a year.

on Super FUPA....Terrible Tits · 7 years ago

Local 231 Fudge Packers

on How do I love thee....let me count the ways....one potato, two potato, three potato, four. · 7 years ago

MD would be buried in that.

replied on Super FUPA....Terrible Tits · 7 years ago

Roses are red, violets are blue-ish. If it wasn't for Christmas we'd all be jewish.

on Bono was born both Jewish and bluish. · 7 years ago

Wow. Wifey candidate.

on Shit Faced · 7 years ago

Anal lube. Now with more peanuts.

on Countdown to Blast Off · 7 years ago

Reminded me of mining for a milky way nougat center

on How to remove the rind from the cheese · 7 years ago

How is a typo and IQ related? I have hotdog fingers.

replied on Things I didn't know I needed · 7 years ago

Power farting and skis

replied on How to remove the rind from the cheese · 7 years ago

What do you get when you cross a nigger and an orangutan? A retarded orangutan.

replied on Did they think this would never happen? · 7 years ago

I wonder where the pickle juice come out.

on Things I didn't know I needed · 7 years ago

Some nigger won a golf tournament today. Didn't think they were allowed on golf courses unless they were caddying.

on Did they think this would never happen? · 7 years ago

Better than shitting yourself

on Where's the Bum Wad? · 7 years ago

*average

replied on Things I didn't know I needed · 7 years ago

The a erage IQ of the world will increase by 20

replied on Things I didn't know I needed · 7 years ago

I would have paid double to have been there to see that.

on Did they think this would never happen? · 7 years ago

THIS is a sick fuck https://i.imgur.com/LFCHArS.jpg

replied on I'm back · 7 years ago

If there was he didn't feel it

replied on You drive...You're too drunk to walk · 7 years ago

I bet Giggles would beat rooster off

replied on Then, shalt thou count to five. No more. No less. Five shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be five. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to five. Two is right out. · 7 years ago

I wonder if he knows that he made it online?

on Never stand in a red circle · 7 years ago

That was a neat trick.

on Break a Leg · 7 years ago