JordanSimms’s Comments

Small ears Indian elephant. Big ears and lips African elephant.

Selfie, right?

Hey look its Dykcheeze

Jesus Christ!

Giggles is nothing more than Bono's comment click bait.

*couldnt

First time I saw this was on a BBS in college. 300 baud dialup. Color 80 column text. Could see the color because of the amber monochrome screen.

Repressed childhood memories evident in custom R2D2 paint job.

UUoody's wedding photo.

Just post a pic of yourself jerking off on your pay stub and save yourself all the typing.

+1 team puke

Dykche - dick cheese

Shaved was edgy

"This way to the glory hole"

You like pixelated genitals

I think I saw polaroids of this in the July 1976 Hustler Beaver Hunt.

I always wondered how they got those toys on the happy meals.

They get away with it because "feminists" and vaginas.

Lunch crowd in Portland.

"Look what I can do!"

Pube head, spear chucker, baby daddy, dog turd, slave labor, bone nose

You forgot "porch monkey", "blue gum", and "knuckle dragger" in the tags.

I'm saying you fuck old guys

÷with a hardon

Probably worth $300 in parts to planned parenthood.