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JordanSimms’s Comments

I think we should dump all the imports into Australia and implement Bono's plan and see how long you limey wanna be faggots last.

Cat is fucking metal.

replied on FlashGordon Going To Pram · 7 years ago

Pram is eurotrash talk for baby buggy. The cat is preventing the dog from being a complete faggot by preventing it from getting in a baby buggy and being pushed around by its elderly owner.

replied on FlashGordon Going To Pram · 7 years ago

Tonya harding made an appearance at a minor league baseball game where I live. The promotion was mini bats given out to the first 100 fans. She stood at one of the gates handing some out smiling taking photos and signing programs.

replied on Break a Leg · 7 years ago

This was going around when MadTV was still on the air. Not a very good fake.

Cute bird shits out a gumball.

replied on Dropping that Candy · 7 years ago

A women's best friend is that swishy gay who likes to shop and won't insist on cumming in her mouth.

on Walking The Dog · 7 years ago

One step above chimpanzees in evolution

on Male Strippers in the Hood · 7 years ago

yea. you're an expert on that.

replied on When Giggles Comments on a Post · 7 years ago

yea, but my context is better

replied on When Giggles Comments on a Post · 7 years ago

Sorry Gigs, I know you're wishing but I'm not your type.

replied on Lunch · 7 years ago

Fake. He wiped instead of making her eat him clean.

on He showed great respect · 7 years ago

More loke pickled tomato

on Tomato · 7 years ago

Meth makes it homemade

replied on Dropping that candy · 7 years ago

A blow job is a blow job.

on Is this Rita Ora? · 7 years ago

Nice cesarean scar. Bet she sold her doomed spawn for some fentanyl and heroin.

That's what makes eating veggies difficult.

replied on Mom says....eat your veggies · 7 years ago

Couldn't deal with the overwhelming stench of sweat and curry

replied on THEY ARE TURNING US GAY WITH CHEMICALS · 7 years ago

I think one had UUoody written on its leg in red.

on Handsfree Trannygasms · 7 years ago

"how do I hide these sores from my girl but still get laid?"

Spraying the HIV so the homos will stop complaining about not being treated the same as normal humans.

Fake. No weaves were yanked out and both their tops stayed on.

on Third world communication · 7 years ago

-5369 for not saying "you moaned through all of them."

replied on Happy Tease · 7 years ago