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...to stop wagering on jumpers

replied on OnomatopoSeeya · 7 years ago

This post raises my MZ self esteem.

on old folks busking · 7 years ago

Spiders suck

on Spidertard · 7 years ago
replied on Brendan Maclean - House of Air · 7 years ago

5c. Modern drugs that bolster the immune system and funded by the ACA are keeping them alive and in good health further helping to spread the gay plague i. e. Magic Johnson. Listen to Magic, cover your Johnson.

replied on Brendan Maclean - House of Air · 7 years ago

4a. The population with the highest infection and spread rate are dykes. Save the sexy lesbians.

replied on Brendan Maclean - House of Air · 7 years ago

The last HIV cure campaign fell on its ass because 1. the majority of the population knows iits preventable, 2. the blood suuply is safe, 3. only faggots and IV needle sharers are spreading it and 4. those in 3 will eventually eradicate themselves from the gene pool.

Bill Nye is a hero to millenials.

replied on Oh Darn · 7 years ago

*Mako's girlfriend

replied on free · 7 years ago

*take in her ass

replied on Zucker Mouth Cam · 7 years ago

*swallow

replied on Zucker Mouth Cam · 7 years ago

She thinks the tats hide her arm fat

replied on Extreme Joga · 7 years ago

She sucks.

on Horny Nigger Bitch · 7 years ago

Our ancestors couldn't get away fast enough from the retardation and apathy that is "Great" Britain.

The fat the runs along the base of the mane is a delicacy in Japan. In Belgium they render horse fat and use to fry frites. This one doesn't seem like it would provide much.

on Little Horse · 7 years ago

For $20 you can choose any three templates off that wall.

replied on Tattooed BBW's surprise · 7 years ago

Unless you've partied with FMF.

replied on Fish Strain · 7 years ago

I remember seeing this as a kid on America's Funniest Videos show. The Bob Sagat version. So wholesome.

on Geriatric Mario 64 · 7 years ago

They're in Japan learning how to puke in each other's mouths.

replied on Slap Happy Dance Club · 7 years ago

FREEEGY that's enough interweb for you today. Go write another shitty song.

on Super fly · 7 years ago

Needs sound effects

on Slo-mo girls in a hurry · 7 years ago

It's trying to escape.

on Poo Poo Platter · 7 years ago

Mmmmm. Sloppy Joes tonight.

on Buttweiser · 7 years ago

Democrat day at six flags

on Looks Like a Goodtime · 7 years ago