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JordanSimms’s Comments

Humans are next. Just watch Night of the Lepus and Frogs.

Wife met Shorty Rossi at Reagan National during a layover and talked to him a bit. Said he was chill AF.

on I'm Fast AF Boii · 7 years ago

Unfathomably

replied on Marasyn is Challenged · 7 years ago

Maybe Marasyn will tattoo MZ on her butthole. I bet she has nice cankles

on Marasyn is Challenged · 7 years ago

Nice saggies.

on Marasyn is Challenged · 7 years ago

Dwarves are niggers. They all look alike. And chinks.

on I'm Fast AF Boii · 7 years ago

Says the butt pirate

replied on How to do anal · 7 years ago

DERP

on Weavil Knievel · 7 years ago

Dog?

on Playful dog · 7 years ago

Queeeeef

on Wife tries new hoover · 7 years ago

Eat the poo poo, bitch!

on Just another shitty video · 7 years ago

So for the sake of the rest of us, please get it right.

replied on Across, you're supposed to cut across · 7 years ago

He did cut along, he's doing it wrong. You're supposed to cut across to sever the artery. Otherwise you may miss.

replied on Across, you're supposed to cut across · 7 years ago

He meant Gorilla Glue (https://www.gorillatough.com/)

replied on eat the poo poo · 7 years ago

Give me your arm and I will

replied on Across, you're supposed to cut across · 7 years ago

Barret and his ladyboy

on eat the poo poo · 7 years ago

Next she'll demonstrate how she eats corn on the cob through a picket fence with those teef.

He's lactating

on Mister Zit · 7 years ago

Bet she has a nice thick bush.

on Hot? · 7 years ago

The one-eyed jew nigger can

I'm in busy ERs a few times a month. This isn't even close to a life saving situation. Laughable.

on Life Saved · 7 years ago

Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage.

on Meat Pie · 7 years ago

She's much hotter than Trump

on Making America Great Again · 7 years ago

Just read where Scottish citizens are beginning evacuations

replied on Bobby Bullcher Gets Another Sack · 7 years ago