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Oh, and please no more dead tooth whore stories. I sat next to a couple at a bar Saturday night and the dude definitely had a dead tooth or something. Nowhere else to sit so we had to leave. Another couple sitting on their other side followed us out. Didn't speak but the dude looked and me and shook his head. Dead tooth's drunk wife was all over him, in his face. She was hot AF Go figure, he must have a robocock she cant do without to fight her way through that cloud. Me and the wife almost barfed on the way to the car. I couldnt get the images from your story out of my head. I must have been cursing you because the wife asked asked who the fuck is Barrett?

replied on Fucking Haggis Flavoured Potato Chips · 7 years ago

Betadine is the brown shit they swabs on you right before they go in with the scalpel for surgery. It will kill anything it touches. I'd say if you have no redness or swelling you are getting callouses from all the walking, but all the water is keeping them soft and the skin is tearing away. Could be fungus just from all the wetness. Try to keep your feet dry for a while.

replied on Fucking Haggis Flavoured Potato Chips · 7 years ago

No.

replied on Kiss My Ass · 7 years ago

F to M hormone replacement therapy

on Early for Halloween · 7 years ago

You just wanted to share your latest hemorrhoid blowout.

One way to get put on haldol rather than getting kicked out like he wants.

on UUoody Requires Servicing · 7 years ago

That phone is now pickled.

on Handy phone pouch · 7 years ago

We're all waiting on pins and needles to celebrate Giggle's 10,000.

replied on Pussies like warm milk · 7 years ago

Besides, I'm sure he prefers a warm seat as it probably reminds him of sitting on whunu's lap.

replied on Just arrived back from holiday in Spain · 7 years ago

*bullshit.

replied on Just arrived back from holiday in Spain · 7 years ago

Bullshot, your boyfriend refused to use lube.

You definitely wouldnt know

replied on My kind of punctuation · 7 years ago

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on Dumbbell gets dumbbells · 7 years ago

those are girls?

on Annoying British porn · 7 years ago

Little fucker probably cried the whole fucking time. Discipline your kids millenials I'm trying to fucking eat over here in peace.

on veal · 7 years ago

Way to go Jordan

replied on Whore · 7 years ago

Iron Meowdwn is now my new favorite https://youtu.be/oQnForWPm78

on Iron Meowden · 7 years ago

Ladyboys have tits. You need to post vaginas to balance out the dicks.

replied on Boobs! · 7 years ago

The shit is taking him

replied on Have you ever had... · 7 years ago

She looks like an extra in an 80's barbarian movie

on When Fred finds her Gspot · 7 years ago

Well, you're on the right site cruising for faggots

replied on Cheeky chink checked out · 7 years ago

Tool shiner

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