JordanSimms’s Comments
Betadine is the brown shit they swabs on you right before they go in with the scalpel for surgery. It will kill anything it touches. I'd say if you have no redness or swelling you are getting callouses from all the walking, but all the water is keeping them soft and the skin is tearing away. Could be fungus just from all the wetness. Try to keep your feet dry for a while.
No.
F to M hormone replacement therapy
You just wanted to share your latest hemorrhoid blowout.
One way to get put on haldol rather than getting kicked out like he wants.
That phone is now pickled.
We're all waiting on pins and needles to celebrate Giggle's 10,000.
Besides, I'm sure he prefers a warm seat as it probably reminds him of sitting on whunu's lap.
*bullshit.
Bullshot, your boyfriend refused to use lube.
You definitely wouldnt know
Saggy tits
those are girls?
Little fucker probably cried the whole fucking time. Discipline your kids millenials I'm trying to fucking eat over here in peace.
Way to go Jordan
Iron Meowdwn is now my new favorite https://youtu.be/oQnForWPm78
Ladyboys have tits. You need to post vaginas to balance out the dicks.
The shit is taking him
She looks like an extra in an 80's barbarian movie
Well, you're on the right site cruising for faggots
Tool shiner
Tunt mugger
Tard sucker
Taint licker
Oh, and please no more dead tooth whore stories. I sat next to a couple at a bar Saturday night and the dude definitely had a dead tooth or something. Nowhere else to sit so we had to leave. Another couple sitting on their other side followed us out. Didn't speak but the dude looked and me and shook his head. Dead tooth's drunk wife was all over him, in his face. She was hot AF Go figure, he must have a robocock she cant do without to fight her way through that cloud. Me and the wife almost barfed on the way to the car. I couldnt get the images from your story out of my head. I must have been cursing you because the wife asked asked who the fuck is Barrett?