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JordanSimms’s Comments

Turd burglar

The second t stands for tranny fucker

Barrett's latest post-op ladyboy conquest

Goatse

on Double dutch dildo douche · 7 years ago

So you're into sucking the cocks of the physically disabled? Another piece of the puzzle falls into place.

replied on Bobbie finds a hooker · 7 years ago

We all know you'd kick her out of bed.

replied on Overdue · 7 years ago

When she farts it sounds like kazoo

on When thongs don't work · 7 years ago

Getting ready for round three

replied on Pays to be first · 7 years ago

Yet I'm their savior when I bond them out.

replied on Oster vs Jordansimms · 7 years ago

My GoPro has saved my ass many times when I'm turning in a female defendant and she's telling every cop in earshot how I raped, groped, or attacked her when in reality she kept soliciting me to take a favor to let her go. The cop in the video is a fucking bitch. Nothing like making himself a potential target when that dude bonds out.

replied on Oster vs Jordansimms · 7 years ago

Nice full saggy tits. Hairy pussy. Semi-conscious. If there's a chance she doesn't have hep-c and herpes then she's the perfect woman.

on True love knows no bounds · 7 years ago

No. She just wanted to be on EFUKT.

replied on Bat shit crazy · 7 years ago

+1 team chimp

on Popeye's Chicken Wars · 7 years ago

I struggle with the authenticity of this video. Neither wigs nor weaves went flying, no shoes were thrown, and no clothes came off.

on Popeye's Chicken Wars · 7 years ago

Bet those underboobs do get sweaty

on Looks fun · 7 years ago

A tiny bit of side boob, tho.

Down vote because this video has sound.

on The Lottery |Liar. · 7 years ago

Tow her in a populated area then I'll be impressed

on Billie Sue loved Charlene · 7 years ago

They do a rather good job of enslaving each other using community organizers

replied on You Know You Want This Pussy · 7 years ago

Where are these animals raised?

Every day must be your birthday and Christmas morning

replied on Is early on a Saturday · 7 years ago

Upvote for kitty

on Cuddle cat · 7 years ago

*face

replied on Arby's Smokehouse Brisket · 7 years ago

Ih, and if it was a cash bond, the judge believes he actually did it. No bondsman involved he pays the entire bond. And gets it back (at least here) when ha goes to court.

replied on Detroit · 7 years ago