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JordanSimms’s Comments

Yeah I rarely use Zamzar to convert but I did with this and another and they're scuffed.

replied on Bomb Vest · 8 years ago

Grandma's narration makes it better.

on The Great Escape · 8 years ago

Wow. Big surprise.

on Stunner with a secret · 8 years ago

Finally a feminist that gets it.

on Clit Kick · 8 years ago

Implant that rig in the tits and I'll be mildly impressed.

on Titlights · 8 years ago

He was thinking about Trump.

That was going to be their date.

replied on Horse Runs So Fast... · 8 years ago

Lenny squished a puppy.

replied on Nature is Metal · 8 years ago

*get a blowjob. Wonder how many he's suffocated.

replied on BillyMaysHere's Mangina · 8 years ago

That must be a horror show when he tries to piss.

on BillyMaysHere's Mangina · 8 years ago

Gordon's cous, cous.

replied on Spider vs Venus Flytrap · 8 years ago

Don't see him much over here but I've always liked him.

fuck, that's Jeff Bezos

Porch Monkeys

replied on Lapdance blowback · 8 years ago

DG you are the obvious expert. Do impart more knowledge.

replied on The Menchaca Technique · 8 years ago

You be looking in the wrong place for freckles Rooster. Habit?

replied on Black Chick with Freckles · 8 years ago

*moose shit

replied on ShitFuck · 8 years ago

Upvote for thumbnail even though my POS phone makes the video freeze.

on ShitFuck · 8 years ago

Saw it somewhere on Reddit under /r/stupidfatcunts

replied on Mikw MIKE MIKE ! · 8 years ago

Story. She called the police who stopped the guy after he left. They viewed his video and let him go.

on Mikw MIKE MIKE ! · 8 years ago

He was giving that skin flap a nice blow, Willie.

replied on Detached Skin · 8 years ago

Christmas at this dude's house must be epic.

on Ta-Daa!! · 8 years ago

Only two, ran out of lube.

replied on Shit Facial · 8 years ago

Best when they lay down on you after a hard ride

replied on Snaappppp · 8 years ago