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JordanSimms’s Comments

I was going to lodge a complaint that we never actually see herr produce any shit so could be fake and that she never shows her tits in the video. Then I made the mistake of visiting that web site. She has really nice MILF tits. Shit's real, too.

on Shit Facial · 8 years ago

Black people Jedis. Spook Skywalker leads a gang of pipe~hitting bangers to free Princess Queneesha from the clutches of the evil and super fly Dark Spader on the massive space station Worldstarhiphop. Fake fucking party starts at 11:00pm.

on Black Panther 2 Trailer · 8 years ago

They try. They try.

replied on Its Party Time! · 8 years ago

I wanna dance with yo woman.

on Its Party Time! #2 · 8 years ago

You sure this isn't Seattle?

on Meanwhile, In Sweden... · 8 years ago

Mrs Butterworth?

on What the Nigger? · 8 years ago

Shaq took some shit from that orangutan. Shaq just pawn in game of life. Maybe he led her into an alley and smashed her teeth down her throat.

on Happy Meal Tantrum · 8 years ago

Problem with that is she's never STFU.

replied on Happy Meal Tantrum · 8 years ago

"Just another day in the south." This took place in Farmington which is a suburb of Hartford, CT. A neighboring town, New Britain, is notorious for Vietnamese restaurants cooking up neighborhood cats.

on Cow Love · 8 years ago

Thanks for the feedback. Fixed it. You should be happy now. https://i.imgur.com/SlnLYYB.png

replied on Friday Meme Thread Of The Week #27 · 8 years ago

Correction to title: "Let me see some Unnecessary Titties!"

Drinking Rogaine, no doubt.

on Skin Donor · 8 years ago

Upvote for not being able to look away.

on Baking Porn| · 8 years ago

Great hang time

on Sniper's bathroom · 8 years ago

Gravity defying for a bit.

replied on She's still got it... · 8 years ago

TR must have gotten stuffed. I can hear myself think again.

on Normas titz · 8 years ago

Jeez, at least put up a bit of resistance rather than being thrown from the car like a limp used condom.

on Litterbug · 8 years ago

I think they call them Eskimos up there.

Every time they'd show Lovey on screen was a total boner kill after Ginger and Maryanne.

replied on Her First Female Orgasm · 8 years ago

Supposed to be Caitlyn "they call me Bruce"Jenner, Chloe, and Kim Kardashian. So, neither.

replied on Her First Female Orgasm · 8 years ago

What button do I have to smash the fuck out of to get me some of this?

on Barret's Dating Profile · 8 years ago

The use of the word "toiletry" just kinda ruins the whole Imma hardcore cunt fucker vibe.

on Dating Profile · 8 years ago

If she wasnt wearing that unecessary hoodie to hide where that prosthetic is attached I'd be fapping.

on one big tit · 8 years ago