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JordanSimms’s Comments

Cambridge Cunt.

on Feminist Economics · 8 years ago

Third world shit hole, confirmed.

on Heroic Firemen · 8 years ago

Why no creampie finale?

on My Little Pony · 8 years ago

Im waiting for one wrong step to watch his legs snap into pieces.

on Tuna Box kid is back · 8 years ago

Inadvertent stfu. Liked to offset.

replied on Tuna Box kid is back · 8 years ago

The zoo needs stronger cages.

on Rosa Parks Today · 8 years ago

Backstory?

Dude on rhe left looks like its hostage going along with the situation in order not to end up as cold cuts in its fridge.

on Yoko Oh No! · 8 years ago

R. E. S. P. E. C. T. https://youtu.be/2G5N8vQhFTU

on Precision Drills · 8 years ago

Tomb of the Unknown Soldier Changing of the Guard https://youtu.be/MgoZWQ1opDE

on Precision Drills · 8 years ago

Marine Silent Drill Platoon https://youtu.be/CXa39XyP6q8

on Precision Drills · 8 years ago

The wife prefers Nuttella.

replied on u jelly? · 8 years ago

I'd like to see his impression of Diana, Princess of Wales, car crash aftermath.

on Appropriate for kids · 8 years ago

buzz kill

replied on Nerd · 8 years ago

And a pair of shaved testicles.

replied on The Value Of One DrGiggles · 8 years ago

That's why I'm here. Comaraderie. You're all faggots.

replied on happy anniversary · 8 years ago

Happy Birthday to MZ where the members spend only 95% of the time calling he other faggot vs. the 98% over at gaycrayons.

on happy anniversary · 8 years ago

With that baby face I'm surprised Bono shaves much less has body hair.

on happy anniversary · 8 years ago

So just someone standing there videoing uninteresting random shoppers for some reason and long duk dong just happens to schwing by.

on What's more shocking... · 8 years ago

Awesome! Now to cure the drooling.

replied on dont know nothin bout trains · 8 years ago

When Mother Nature is on the rag.

on Goatclops · 8 years ago

In Soviet Russia police riot on you.

on Russian Police · 8 years ago

Nice bush.

on Gentleman's Hentai · 8 years ago

I would agree if she was using her tongue instead of finger or if she was eating it in between deep dives.

replied on Cleaning House · 8 years ago