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Ah, so technically not a resub. Thanks for that.

replied on Successful Taco Tuesday · 8 years ago

I don't see any peanuts in that mess, so it theoretically could be a Milky Way.

replied on Successful Taco Tuesday · 8 years ago

This was an entertaining video.

It could have been a WorldStarHipHop video, then all we'd hear is a bunch of black women screaming in the background.

She's even uglier without that clown paint on her face.

replied on Broomhilda rides again. · 8 years ago

I don't think she'll be able to do it.

on DIY ......just like Bono · 8 years ago

Oh look. A senior citizen dancing around acting all young and shit. What a novelty. Can someone record this? I can't stop laughing.

on Granny Panties · 8 years ago

Punch Bono in back of head = Donkey Punch

on This is Real · 8 years ago

What do you get when a nigger impregnates a dog? A retarded dog.

replied on Hit me, right here! · 8 years ago

Pinky

replied on Trump's Special Move · 8 years ago

I bet they use a whole stick of deodorant for each under-boob.

on For MD · 8 years ago

Pit hair keeps your nose warm while you're pounding her

on Hairy Angel · 8 years ago

*Fist!

replied on Clash of Chads · 8 years ago

Whitney Wisconsin is her porn name, not her town. I guess that tumor isnt quite gone yet, eh?

Yea, but if she's willing to let dogs fuck her then....anyone exactly where in Wisconsin this is?

Animal testing is about product safety. Animal research is about the advancement in medical and pharmacological innovation for human benefit.

on For the animals · 8 years ago

It'sba good start

replied on Skydiving for Morons · 8 years ago

That's an anti-assault technique dreamt up by feminist cunts. https://jordan179.livejournal.com/315006.html

Would. But then, how could you not?

on Fatty, fatty two by four · 8 years ago

Awesome.

on Surfer Dude · 8 years ago

Does anyone else smell curry?

on You want fries with that? · 8 years ago

I bet i could

replied on Nepal Hag vs. Western Cunt · 8 years ago

I could think of a few places in that old chink to stick those hiking sticks.

on Nepal Hag vs. Western Cunt · 8 years ago

Gold.

replied on Wheezy · 8 years ago