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JordanSimms’s Comments

Getting swingers party out of that photo? Pretty fucking creative.

Dancing Bangalore turds. Is this like the Dancing Raisins?

on The Prince of Poop · 8 years ago

Burfday = Ebonics. Fact.

on Happy Burfday Beetch · 8 years ago

Would. Totally. Once. Just to see what it's like.

on From me to you · 8 years ago

And homos no homo

replied on elephant fun · 8 years ago

Women think theyre ok too

replied on elephant fun · 8 years ago

Not much liquid. Must make its own gravy.

on Finger food · 8 years ago

muslimdating.com

on BAAAAD Actors · 8 years ago

He's pixelated

on Man with a checkered past · 8 years ago

Put it back in its grave

on Crack, Anyone? · 8 years ago

*stabby

replied on What lies below · 8 years ago

* sting ray.

replied on What lies below · 8 years ago

Not a Manta, a stringray. The shabby type.

replied on What lies below · 8 years ago

I'm On A Mexican Radio

Yea. That's why I'd be pissed.

i was convinced he was going to pull out a shotgun from the back of that van. Now I've got blue balls.

on Fuck you + remix · 8 years ago

At least we were able to enjoy here bush for a bit.

on Front Bum Frolics · 8 years ago

One has bigger tits

replied on Friday Meme Thread Of The Week #13 · 8 years ago

Still rockin' those tits

on dead model · 8 years ago