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JordanSimms’s Comments

Those were nothing more than compliance punches to the back of her head. Cops also punch men in the gut and sides. They didn't begin to hurt her. What a fucking cunt.

on PIGS vs. THOT · 8 years ago

Seconds will still be warm, though.

on BJ Gif · 8 years ago

Know nothing about anime. Fapped anyway.

on Anime Faggotry · 8 years ago

It's not rape unless she goes back to her ex boyfriend.

on Real Rape · 8 years ago

He wore blindfolds

replied on Look me in the eyes · 8 years ago

Wha choo talkin' bout, Willis?

replied on He's playing the wrong sport · 8 years ago

First!

I forgot to mention one identifies as non-CIS female.

replied on When a Man Loves a Woman · 8 years ago

This is an example of why magic tricks on TV aren't believable.

I fapped to the Beemers.

Different choice of weapon

replied on batter batter swing · 8 years ago

She wants me.

on Titty Tanning · 8 years ago

They take their dentures out when they go down on you.

on Fighting over UUoody · 8 years ago

Yea bit.your pro tem mayor is kind of a MILF. https://i.imgur.com/PT9ORMc.jpg

replied on yellow jacket to the clit · 8 years ago

I prefer your Amqzon's face, too.

replied on yellow jacket to the clit · 8 years ago

Mexichinks

on Top Guns · 8 years ago

Would. All week.

on Dancing cutie · 8 years ago

Have no idea who these people are but this is what I found for the video.

STORY:

The man in the video is Dennis Tissington and the guy to call him via phone to come and assault me is Tyler Stojan with vision homes.

I stopped by to have a civil conversation about some money that was payed to him get some work done. He scammed a small business.

Last year this small business hit a gas line when 2 employees were not paying attention. Tyler Stojan was having some concrete work done that had just been poured but was evacuated for safety. He claimed that the evacuation left his concrete to set improperly. Asked for a large some of cash from this small company, the company paid to stay on good terms with Tyler and the neighborhood, this was a mistake. As Tyler pocketed the money given to him and a year later never fixed any concrete. The concrete has nothing wrong with it, set fine and looks perfect. He committed fraud by asking and taking payment for something he was never going to do anything with. There is a paper trail for this payment made.

I stopped by to ask what he had done with said money, and if he was going to fix anything, he replied "iv got the money in my pocket" and than told me to go fuck myself, I proceeded back to my car while explaining that this is fraud over $5000, section 380 cc. Punishable up to 14 years in prison for all the people involved. I did not swear, raise my voice, call him names or threaten him in any way.

He got upset He had a temper tantrum, called Dennis, his father in law, to come assault me with a weapon. No the company I work for is not being sued for hitting a gas line, the company paid the bills owing for repairs and gas loss to Atco. No other damages were caused.

I think iv got it all there. That is the story

replied on UUoody Tells Guy To Get Off His Lawn · 8 years ago

and probably fun.

replied on Small Boobs of the Day · 8 years ago

Where's the chunky goodness?

on The Hurler · 8 years ago

GOOD.

on Dad Fail · 8 years ago

One run by fucking idiot "instructors". Just the fact everyone finishes pointing their pistols pointing up in the air rather than at the ground or in their holster tells the entire tale of the fucktards out there.

replied on attacked from behind · 8 years ago