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Totally smashable.

replied on sending a message · 8 years ago

Totally smashable.

replied on sending a message · 8 years ago

She has one of those holes, too https://i.imgur.com/f9d2Ss2.jpg

on strange cyst on head · 8 years ago

"What we've come to expect from the British "Empire" since we rescued them from the Nazis. " - Then you were late to the party.

replied on "Great" Britain's Contribution · 8 years ago

"Pooh, what day is today?" asked Piglet. "The day we burn this motherfucker down." replied Pooh.

on Girls · 8 years ago

the only pussy it will ever own

on occasional tits + puss+ · 8 years ago

but hers are almost to her knees

replied on tit juggler · 8 years ago

English. Do you speak it motherfucker?

on English · 8 years ago

Just Santa Claus

replied on They call him Fence Post · 8 years ago

Why shoot when you just have him stand by the basket and drop it in?

on They call him Fence Post · 8 years ago

Tammie Jo Shults, a former fighter pilot with the U.S. Navy https://i.imgur.com/VdOe8pk.jpg

Artist's Master's thesis at Wesleyan.

Except for the people those bullets eventually landed on.

replied on Lousy shot · 8 years ago

Nice tits

Feet first. First.

on High Dive · 8 years ago

that's one way to beat yourself off

on Just like your momma · 8 years ago

Mom?

on furry Friday · 8 years ago

Once you pop, the fun don't stop

on Is them his brains, doctor? · 8 years ago

Good thing he had airbags.

on compact car · 8 years ago

Faggots shave.

Got one that shows her tits?

on Its never to early · 8 years ago

Bet she drives a fuckin' minivan, too.

on perfectly seasoned · 8 years ago

In a cheese factory.

replied on cool breeze · 8 years ago