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If it will make your day, yes.

replied on Harrison Ford Landing His Plane · 8 years ago

- Cornhole

replied on Fight ! · 8 years ago

Re: Who are you guys again?

on HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA · 8 years ago

Probably keeps falling out when he's trying to fuck his boyfriend. No, I wouldn't know.

replied on Light bulb guys hot sauce christmas · 8 years ago

Inserting some nails into your ass would make more sense.

replied on Light bulb guys hot sauce christmas · 8 years ago

Lola Astanova...[A]stanova.

on Legs · 8 years ago

Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta

on wrong area for explosion · 8 years ago

They had trains?

replied on Shit Ass Volcano · 8 years ago

Pretty sparks. Make more!

Russian Ballet for the autistic.

on New Russian martial art · 8 years ago

That looked more like Bono.

She's not going to win an Emmy.

on 0 to 200 in 7 sec · 8 years ago

A Muchoer with some talent.

I love the lettering, straight out of "Silent Running." Nice bike, too.

fuck yea, wicked ride

25 year-old Eduardo Lopez, who admitted that he drove drunk the wrong way down Interstate 90 and collided head-on with another vehicle, killing the female driver, was sentenced on Friday in Missoula District Court.

The victim, Shawna Wooten, was driving a Toyota Highlander that burst into flames after the collision, was killed in the crash. A Missoula County Sheriff’s Deputy pulled Lopez out of his truck and dragged him to safety to escape the burning vehicle.

Deputy County Attorney Brittany Williams asked Judge Robert L. ‘Dusty’ Deschamps for a sentence of 40 years in the Montana State Prison with 30 years suspended.

“The first county was vehicular homicide while under the influence, and then 15 subsequent counts of felony criminal endangerment,” said Williams. “He was on the Interstate for approximately 11 miles and encountered nearly 20 people, then ultimately hit and struck one woman who was killed. The State requested a 40 year term in the Montana State Prison with 20 suspended.”

Williams said Judge Deschamps had his own sentencing recommendation.

“Judge Deschamps sentenced Mr. Lopez on the first count to 30 years to the Department of Corrections with all suspended but five, and that was to run consecutive to counts two through 16 for which he was sentenced to 10 years, all suspended. So, in total, essentially a sentence of 40 years with 35 suspended, as well as 5,000 hours of community service.”

Williams said the chance that Lopez might spend no time behind bars was slim.

“That’s not likely,” she said. “At least one of his conditions in the sentence was that he goes through the Knights program which is specifically for people who kill someone under the influence, so he will at least have to go through that program.”

replied on Drunk Driver Wrong Direction · 8 years ago

Girl can't dance.

on Girl can dance. · 8 years ago

What an asshole.

on Slow Motion Warning 2 · 8 years ago

He got a $500 Halloween makeup job for free. Lucky bastard.

That's why the word "natural" wasn't used

replied on Eel Leaves Habitat · 8 years ago

Would. Wood.

on MD's First Date · 8 years ago

My bad, didn't get the memo

replied on Serious Boating · 8 years ago

For good measure.

replied on sending a message · 8 years ago