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JordanSimms’s Comments

I thought that was Ireland's entry. https://youtu.be/GfuJaf6IBpk

replied on Hammer Time · 8 years ago

She's hot so normal porn.

on Wicked Pissa · 8 years ago

pull your dick out and there's a big ball of lint stuck to the end

on Chubby Belly Fuck · 8 years ago

Fuck. * WOLF spider.

replied on salvia · 8 years ago

* Wood spider

replied on salvia · 8 years ago

Shit. More like when I see a wood spider.

on salvia · 8 years ago

Missing tag: Flavor Saver

on Batman has a dirty mind · 8 years ago

just for her tits, then two behind those for her ass

replied on The Worlds Worst Tits · 8 years ago

Cinemax?

on Silhouettes · 8 years ago

yes!

on Shut The Fuck Up: · 8 years ago

first one's a little cutie.

shit, I've seen deeper cuts when my wife's fucking cat takes a swing at me.

on occasional tits · 8 years ago

The syrup leaked out from under the wall a few minutes later

replied on Pancakes anyone? · 8 years ago

Dick and Peter Schlong and Shlomo Rocks and Berries Harry and Pepe Zucko and Sucko

on Name the Zuckos · 8 years ago

The early signs of decay for a cadaver look exactly like that.

on tattoo blisters · 8 years ago

The way she holds that marker tells me she's probably hot.

on It pays to advertise · 8 years ago

Did MD draw that for you as a commission?

on Tranny from Hell · 8 years ago

Well at least it looks like her immune system is working. For now.

I wonder how Hawking is making out climbing that stairway to heaven?

on Too Soon? · 8 years ago

What sort of music did you suck dick to?

replied on Animotion · 8 years ago

George Takei is taking his outing way too far.

on It was looking for Barret · 8 years ago

Roach Motels are effective.

on Hold me closer tiny dancer · 8 years ago

Not too many people in that room.

on Knife Douche · 8 years ago