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JordanSimms’s Comments

Sure you're not jealous and envious of the amount of pubic hair on his face?

on Knife Douche · 8 years ago

Go Bull! Go!

on welders union drop out · 8 years ago

Have a breath mint or three.

on She may sound funny · 8 years ago

And the baby just slides right out.

on Nice Snapper · 8 years ago

I switched to boxer briefs, too.

I like. It's the thought that counts.

on Chubby Fairy! · 8 years ago

nice curves

on Miranduh · 8 years ago

Based on the picture I saw you have the roles reversed.

on Bono get his Dick Wet · 8 years ago

If you're in to really fat chicks you probably won't do much better.

on Milk Maiden · 8 years ago
replied on Nord · 8 years ago

How many fingers am I holding up? "Thoisday"

on Ginger Snaps · 8 years ago

He needs to remember to shake the camera when she's pretending to be pumped.

on Proof he isn't gay · 8 years ago

I've always love her and her soft little titties.

on more furry · 8 years ago

I hate that typeface. It reminds me of the old Dec Writers and 3270 terminals.

I hate that typeface. Reminds me of the 70s.

on Typical · 8 years ago

+1 Team Cat

Hey Bish, we've all seen them before. Yours aint that special. Give em up. Also, the douche trying to help her is obviously a faggot otherwise he would have moved in to grab her and fall on top of them titties face first. In other news, I like harsh frozen vodka on my days off.

on Almost Kate Upton's tits! · 9 years ago

My cat would have punch a whole through that wall

replied on Lights Out · 9 years ago

I wonder if it's pickled, too.

replied on free valentines day prostate exams · 9 years ago

More like a latte center.

on creampie · 9 years ago

mmmm. cinnamon roll icing.

on Feeding the hungry · 9 years ago

Nice, I was hoping a favorite option would come along.

replied on Tweet that did not age well · 9 years ago

Stand back. ... ok. Ready.

replied on Tweet that did not age well · 9 years ago

Mine's just batter

on She can have my BabyBatter · 9 years ago

Kek.

on Tweet that did not age well · 9 years ago