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JordanSimms’s Comments

Epilepsy is a riot.

on Magic Chink · 9 years ago

She's definitely got a bush.

on Yoga Breastfeeding · 9 years ago

Lol. Just not as moist.

Wife refers to her hair as souvenirs

replied on Excellent work · 9 years ago

More accurately, the purple helmet.

replied on Excellent work · 9 years ago

No hairy chink pussy.

on WIRRIAM TERR TLAIN · 9 years ago

*dick

Not you. Seen you IRL. Sick much smaller.

In dog years

replied on Power Lift · 9 years ago

Worth busting up some nuckles. You could clearly hear when he contacted.

Chapelle's actually funny.

replied on Nuptials · 9 years ago

If only mom would have waited 20 years to have me.

on Slags in Classrooms · 9 years ago

Nice role. I'm intimidated.

replied on A Day In The Life of a Teacher · 9 years ago

Nope. Even lamer: SC.

replied on A Day In The Life of a Teacher · 9 years ago

NM.

replied on Your Thoughts · 9 years ago

Can't go back to change it.

replied on Your Thoughts · 9 years ago

Sorry. I meant Cute.

replied on Your Thoughts · 9 years ago

DroneLife is the only outlet not going along with the masses as they allow that it may be "cleverly faked." You can clearly see that it isn't a real person sitting in the tub from the distance shots. I do believe it's a working hex copter. there would need to be far larger props and motors to lift a ~180 to ~200 lb person. Google Moller to see how to fail at it for 40 years.

replied on Flying Bathtub · 9 years ago

water fishing?

LOL!

on Keep it DOWN Giggles · 9 years ago

Must be cold out there.

replied on Bird enjoys some dead Indian poon · 9 years ago

came in expecting parts in plastic bags. only drama.

nice touch at the end trying to convince us she's over 18

on Big Tits and a Blowjob · 9 years ago

not hairy enough, otherwise wouldn't kick her out of bed

on Big Tits and a Blowjob · 9 years ago