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JordanSimms’s Comments

Hmmm. I wonder what it smells like. It has to have a smell. I wonder if its grainy or if it's easy to roll around between your fingers. I bet if you blow into those holes you'll hear it whistle.

replied on blackheads in ear · 9 years ago

Japanese treatment for clogged nipples. Rittle bug is rucky.

on Mantis wants Mommy's Milk · 9 years ago

No way you can hear him fart. They just float out.

on Real Estate · 9 years ago

I think he stopped the video, stuffed a bunch back in, then restarted for dramatic effect.

on blackheads in ear · 9 years ago

open your mouth asshole, she's pissing for two

on Daily Tits · 9 years ago

But you'd give them a good chuckle, and that would make you a good person.

replied on Fred's ready for the Superbowl · 9 years ago

yea, but the air in that room is swarming with who knows what.

replied on Dr Mucho · 9 years ago

Not a lot to do up there in Maine?

on UUoody's Tranny Chalange · 9 years ago

I still like these tits.

on Titties · 9 years ago

I think all they would have had to do is kick him in the head to cause a reset.

on Ground Pound · 9 years ago

This was actually created by an interracial couple (her asian, him black) who have an account on xhamster and they are into swinging and bi (him) sex. Even for them I think this is a bit strong, but hey, it's February!

on PSA · 9 years ago

Naw, I grew up on Stile Project, Consumption Junction, FuckMeNaked, etc., so I guess I see these hard sites as a place to just post weird shit. The videos of the two curvy chicks stripping I posted a while ago, now that's my real speed. As long as my tongue is in their hairy assoles. ;)

replied on PSA · 9 years ago

um, not "into this", just thought it was a bit absurd and funny. Kill it if you want.

replied on PSA · 9 years ago

nailed it

replied on blackheads in ear · 9 years ago

Protein fortified water.

on Hanging at the Water Cooler · 9 years ago

There's still some meat on that bone.

on Snake Bite left untreated · 9 years ago

There's still some meat on that bone.

on snake bite cure · 9 years ago

*The

on They Hershey Highway · 9 years ago

Fucker is fanning the flames. Fire Marshal Bill in the house.

on Squid warmer accident · 9 years ago

Actually, as long as I can turn her on her stomach and look at a picture of how she was before the fire, I'm good!

on Squid warmer accident · 9 years ago

Somebody's going to be shitting in a bag in a few more years.

No, Epilepsy is epilepsy, Philadelphia is developmental retardation.

replied on Magic Chink · 9 years ago

I heard if you eat pineapple your sperm tastes like pineapple. that's what I keep telling the wife.

replied on regrets in life · 9 years ago

I remember this clip from stileproject, he also had one that had closeups of fucking where there were parasites in the pubes. Good times.

Bet that made the back yard smell just dandy.

on back titty milking · 9 years ago