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JordanSimms’s Comments

Signs or no signs, worthy of my collection.

replied on Boobs · 9 years ago

That's a nice boobage. Really nice.

replied on Boobs · 9 years ago

You're welcome for the trip down memory lane.

replied on Dropping The Mexicans Off At Work · 9 years ago

Makes you want to watch it in reverse reverse, amiright?

replied on A Boy And His Snake · 9 years ago

*whunu (fuck autocorrect)

replied on Boobs · 9 years ago

I'm still getting good use out of shunts wife's tits.

on Boobs · 9 years ago

True love.

Cliche white rap beat. Tits please.

on Jew Bitch Rap · 9 years ago

looks like intersex with some cosmetic surgery so as not to completely repel the men while keeping the bois. or something like that.

on don't give a fuck · 9 years ago

when do the enemas being?

on friday night · 9 years ago

This post would be metal if the pic was him in full squeeze and squirt.

on MD's Armpit · 9 years ago

Good Punisher review, I concur.

replied on MD's Armpit · 9 years ago

Hith Hith

crap.

on DIY Birth · 9 years ago

After he sniffs her ass for about 20 minutes.

replied on Angry Barking Dog Man · 9 years ago

she ruined it by talking.

on Goddess Tits · 9 years ago

A 20 year old in the US that did that would be at Google emptying the trash cans.

on Smart Nigger · 9 years ago

* Cop

replied on Good Parenting · 9 years ago

Nope. Equal treatment under the law. she's beating the crap out of the kid in front of a cop, cop needs to do his job. If my dad had beat the crap out of me like that in front of a copy he would have been arrested. He waited when we got hope both times he had to pick me up.

replied on Good Parenting · 9 years ago

What a waste of 90% of the bud burned for that stunt.

on Weed Canon · 9 years ago

That is a very disARMing video.

replied on unarmed · 9 years ago

dentist to dental assistant: i'll give you a couple extra days off if put your nose in there and take a 30 second deep breath.

on Let's see them toofs · 9 years ago

fun fact: different colored moles have different flavors.

on Tittie abuse · 9 years ago

That's almost what it feels like.