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JordanSimms’s Comments

I'm not talking, I'm typing. Context of the video. Stop being a literalist, that's boring.

replied on Good Parenting · 9 years ago

Never said that what she did was wrong, did I? I happen to be of the older generation where my dad knocked sense into me. Today, I would half expect that kid to get up and knock the fuck out of her.

replied on Good Parenting · 9 years ago

I was thinking how much she looks like a dog. If she were to stick her head out of the window of a moving car those lips would beat her to death.

replied on chay' jochqu' 'e' vaj yIqIp DaHutlh'a'? · 9 years ago

would take a lot of whiskey.

in my neighborhood niggas find the only things standing in the morning are those fucking lights.

on Niggers live here · 9 years ago

hope that have a lotto and he bought at ticket

on Final Destination · 9 years ago

The real reason that chick's fat https://youtu.be/R31Oss_da_0

fuckin' good.

1. I was hoping he'd stand up and knock the fuck out of her 2. Why is the cop just standing there, arrest her for battery for a 3. Family reunion weekend with dad in the county jail and 4. No wonder the dads take off before the birth

on Good Parenting · 9 years ago

Kid Rock has really fallen

on It took it it's toll · 9 years ago

Wife and I conceived on this ride in Orlando before it was closed and replaced. We were kick out of the park a few minutes later. Good times.

on NIGHT VISION PIRATES · 9 years ago

The only difference from the ride in Florida (Orlando) is that they updated some of the audio. The ride in Florida was eliminated.

replied on NIGHT VISION PIRATES · 9 years ago

mmmm. crunchy.

on Bone Dice · 9 years ago

'tards.

on Jesus loves me · 9 years ago

hard to tell which part of her head she's trying to distract from.

Man, I haven't had a Vienna sausage in ages.

on Zuko challenge · 9 years ago

should have fired a pistol instead.

on Horny guy · 9 years ago

It's a Festivus miracle!

taking them to the Korean market?

more like a demonstration than an actual hostage rescue.

on DIE it Drink · 9 years ago

All aboard for tuna town!

on Train Skank · 9 years ago

shitty aim.

replied on Minecraft: The Betrayal · 9 years ago

Lift her belly and I bet at least 5 old twinkies fall out.

on Seems legit · 9 years ago