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JordanSimms’s Comments

Sesame Street has really evolved since I was a brat.

on Oppai Pen · 9 years ago

She's hotter if you turn the sound down.

The bushy eyebrows have Emlia Clarke, they control her and are a sentient being. Good stoner gif.

They look surprised

How about we rename mother's day to sperm receptacle day.

on In Australia · 9 years ago

Nothing like a raft trip down the big muddy

on Shit ass · 9 years ago

nice. more bush, please.

on Tits n Sci-Fi · 9 years ago

There's a toy surprise inside every box.

on Kinder Suprise · 9 years ago

I was expecting a bit more thrashing around in panic

on Skank Tops herself. · 9 years ago

No risk of CO2 poisoning. Nope, none at all.

on Rubens Tube · 9 years ago

Either Greek or Russian Orthodox

Based on the fact I clog my toilet at least once a week I doubt this would work for me. TMI.

on Taste the rainbow · 9 years ago

Never go hungry again.

on Ren Faire Season · 9 years ago

In many protestant churches, such as Church of Christ, they would be censured or ex-communicated. In other news, I'd do the one on the left.

Hell yea, one...two in the pooper a...three in the pooper.

on The Ultimate Shocker · 9 years ago

Nice tits.

on Chairs on the ocean · 9 years ago

He should get into body painting. It's all the rage these days.

on He has a colorful job · 9 years ago

Nice view of a big ass. At least for a bit.

on Caught in the water · 9 years ago

Um. She really needs to shave that thing.

on My wife's pussy · 9 years ago

Worth at least one tittyfuck in the dark.

on Timestamp Tits · 9 years ago

+1 for. The slo mo replays

I think cotton shoved in his nostril to stop bleeding. Thus, a tampon.

replied on Summary · 9 years ago