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JordanSimms’s Comments

Wow. Party in the basement. You should show off those camel spiders to your guests. Nobody will want to get drunk and crash for the night.

on Creepy crawlies · 9 years ago

Sounding taken to a new and different level.

"Squally"??? Usually. For fucks sakes.

replied on As Promised, Asia Piss Fetish Video · 9 years ago

Golly CG, you're Asian chicks are squally in a VEVO vid with orchestral accompany.

Two selfies in a row.

on Suck my...ummm clenis? · 9 years ago

Mom sounds hot.

Nice paneling. Vintage. Don't see that too often.

The way he rolled it looked like he was doing all of 10 mph.

Up vote for pretty toes. And being so well hydrated.

on Piss User Challenge · 9 years ago

Another job for dr. Pimple popper.

Whatever. She should dive in and bob for logs and try to impress.

on Good girl · 9 years ago

Post it on SC. Guaranteed nobody will see it.

replied on How Not To Rob A Gun Shop · 9 years ago

Looks like your custard turned into scrambled eggs. Next time whip faster.

on Knee Custard · 9 years ago

I like the way he dispatched that crayfish with ease, and then disassembled it in a couple of steps. Powerful jaws.

That looks more like a catcher's mitt.

on Four Seam Fastball · 9 years ago

She'll be shitting in a bag by the time she is 40.

on Eel Training · 9 years ago

Talent.

on Eel Training · 9 years ago

I support his right to choose. Obviously those chasing after him don't.

She's a spitter.

on Trash Chug · 9 years ago

Bi

on gay or nay · 9 years ago

That's a job for Dr. Pimple Popper.

on Explosive thoughts · 9 years ago

Truth

on Caught · 9 years ago

I'd hit it.

on Venus fly snatch · 9 years ago