TheDudeAbides’s Comments
New-age hipsters who sexually identify as pirates... no thank you.
Why is this a possumtest?
It's a mistake to picture anyone here looking anything like their avatar.
RIP Barret
Do they call you the Cigar Man because you smoke chodes like that of George Lucas here?
6.
It's called "less than 50 years old."
You mean they're not the same person?
Hmm... maybe turning every post into a glimpse at your ever-changing sexual proclivity isn't the best idea for longevity.
What a happy little submission.
Taking it up the ass, eh? Patriots fan, got it.
That's the highest level of faggotry I am willing to admit to.
The most embarrassing thing about me is I just got a jump on dinner... I was taking frozen chicken breast out of the bag. Two strips were stuck together diagonally. Tried to pull them apart. Think I just pulled a muscle.
I don't know and I don't wanna know. Fuck off.
I doubt they are. I think they're sort of rare outside concentrated areas.
Like juggalos.
Fuck, that was brutal.
I like the Fights category. Lets me feel things without seeing a Mexican cut off a Mexican's head.
You ever notice we have the same avatar almost?
Or the movie in your avatar.
The turtle shit doesn't compare to this to be honest. Much more charming.
Was she sucking on a blown out cervix?
The best part is the totally hetero music.
Drinking piss is weird.
Are you a bike freak?
Yeah!