UUoody’s Comments
That's OK.....the world needs "glass half empty people too".
Something about a pig in lipstick
So, DrGiggles.....you are one of us. ;)
Have you been flossing every day? Might we recommend less vigor and a softer tooth brush.....see you in six months.
How do you make the same dress look good on the fat one? You don't....fuck it. https://i.imgur.com/YMYK0x7.jpg
@CB....who are shitting. You don't even like tits. :)
My advice is to run....run like the wind.
True as satin is my witness....you live long enough and don't play video games, you'll have lots of stories that the wife can't, or doesn't, want to hear.
I didn't know you were black!
Reminds me of the time I saw my first brown areolas. My best friend had just become estranged from his Peruvian wife. Then went to Spain, along with my wife, to get a masters degree. So I Invited Taressia to go out for dinner. At some point I used the expression "fuck you". She lit up like a forth of July bonfire, and said "OK" in a very seductive southern hemisphere accent.
Can you name the other six? I can remember only Horny, Sleazy, Dirty and Lazy.
Would seem....Mr Stickhisdickinthefryolator
Both my dog and I think cats are gay....except for an ex girlfriend's cat named "One Eyed Willy". He did have just one eye, but I think she named him after a memorable blow job from her sorted past.
I know it's a pee video and all, but if it were not for the nipples she wouldn't have any tits at all.
Hazel....if you are listening. Your mother was right. All girls are sitting on their moneymaker.
We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
We are former residents of Siam
There are no finer cat than I am
Way to go turtle! Get a little bigger and go after the fucking freeloading cat.
The back story.....The Gerry 5, home town Marblehead, Massachusetts, was named after Elbridge Gerry, of gerrymander fame, fifth VP of the US. That volunteer fire company and social club, by the same name, is a great place to go to get hammered.
I bet you'd let men play with yours....just sayin'.
I'm OK with that......as long as it's not mine or any woman's after I've spent good money buying her dinner and drinks.
What bothers me, is that those little slope-heads in less than two years and without ever opening a book have learned that ridiculous language.....while I have managed to flunk both Latin and French.
Yeah....like that's going to kill 'em. Better to sell 'em to a Chinese restaurant or a Japanese porno studio.
...or Johnson & Johnson