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UUoody’s Comments

BBC, BBC,

Black cock all the way!

Oh what fun it is to ride,

On a horse-size gourmet gay.

* me, that is

replied on Happy turkey day · 7 years ago

78 as of last september

replied on Happy turkey day · 7 years ago

Me thinks you all are trying to read too much into it. I'm was just trying to wish everyone a nice thanksgiving, and used a picture of a turkey making an escape rather than using some schmaltzy Norman Rockwell painting.

replied on Happy turkey day · 7 years ago

That's what comes from putting them up your ass.

replied on Happy turkey day · 7 years ago

We? Have you got a mouse in your pocket? Gets a free vet ride and then averages 10 subs per year, for two years.

replied on Onision · 7 years ago

On the up side, at least the railing didn't break. So I guess that some things in India work.

replied on An off ramp in India · 7 years ago

She's the exception to the "equal pay for equal work" argument. You could do that job, Fred.....but

replied on Nope · 7 years ago

Sorry about the white plastic bag stuck to the inside of the left front fender.

replied on Inspirational Quote for Uuoody · 7 years ago

Thanks, Tig. We really don't get old. The mind is pretty much the same and the view through the two face holes is unchanged with time. What does change is that the packaging goes all to hell in a handbasket.

replied on Inspirational Quote for Uuoody · 7 years ago

Amen, brother.............. https://i.imgur.com/E7tOipZ.png

He does have his supporters https://i.imgur.com/zHHgf0k.jpg

replied on Nope · 7 years ago

Get a grip, fries. You are one. DOUCHE......INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "that guy is such a douche"

replied on Spot the douche · 7 years ago

My scout leader used to cuff me upside the head.....but a bit different than that. Same pants thing, though.

Seismometers at MIT went off scale....and the civil defence automatic panty police system activated. Several Mucho faggots in attendance declared how disappointed they were that there were no tits on the loose.

Aren't we all!

replied on Now for something more upscale · 7 years ago

But she's a good cook and she said yes.

replied on Princess Mandy's little piggie-poo · 7 years ago

That's not a truck where I come from.....those are mom mobiles.

Try the other hand

replied on Take a retread to lunch day · 7 years ago

I have to like anybody that fucked up

replied on Princess Mandy's little piggie-poo · 7 years ago

That was eager anticipation calling

replied on Princess Mandy's little piggie-poo · 7 years ago

I nominate this for worst post ever. Enjoy.