UUoody’s Comments
.......Or it could be a golden snub nosed monkey.
@CB.....It's easy. They have this new thing called a search engine. I use one called Google.....you will be hearing a lot about Google soon. It's going to be big. Anyway, I just right click on the picture and then click search Google for image. Pow!, like magic the answer comes to me.
Blue truck has the right to take up half of the road. So he took his half out of the middle......what's the problem?
I went to the dentist today. They wanted to fix up some old fillings and chipped places. I told them that I needed to get only about another ten years out them. No point in fixing rusty rocker panels just before the engine expires.
OK....which one gets its head bitten sort of off, when they're done.
Well.....it works for elephants. So why not.
I didn't know ET was a shit eater.
Cum and "chocolate chip" cookies. He never brings me what I want, so it's good enough fer him.
They're southern giant petrels.
Mr. Snuffleupagus would say please and thank you. https://i.imgur.com/c1h6fOf.jpg
He always wanted to drive a fire truck.....because it starts with F and ends with UCK
Arrrrg!
Shit.... make that "me"
My wife is trying, without much success lately, to lose weight.....this gives me and idea. /m googles an exotic fish store
It's wonderful that medicine technology has advanced so that we can now grow our own wooden legs.
Anyone dumb enough to jump off a mountain with boards strapped to their feet, deserves all the pain they may suffer. I guess I just don't understand a sport whose only goal is to not die.
Ha!....leg muscle to operate the shitter. Every time she shits she attempts a field goal.
“Here I Come ready or not.... Anyone Around My ghouls is It.”
I used to work in a laundry. My job was putting the matching socks together.....I was known as the sock tucker. Later I got a job putting corks into wine bottles. My job description there was cork socker.
Too late https://i.imgur.com/pB4wdqX.jpg
Thanks, guy.
Shit.....fuckin' shit. click on the link
Fire woman https://i.imgur.com/qyuhgD2.gifv
See if this works any better https://i.imgur.com/01rDs13.jpg
Getting old is easy....any damn fool can do it......just sit around and you gain oldness. The hard part to getting old is keeping the young attitude from evaporating. My hero is a guy that I ice boat with in the winter. He is 97 years old and sets up his own boat and bombs around at speeds near 60 MPH. https://i.imgur.com/IvvGEGm.jpg