UUoody’s Comments
You know, don't you, that old fart is 76 years old.
".....say Jagermeister"
When asked to pick the former or latter......he thought they said transformer or ladder, then chose both.
Have you heard about the gay electron who went around blowing fuses?
Cum old ye face full
You might be a redneck if......
Well, you just try getting along on a social security check. Besides I like the excitement.
* UUoody goes back to his street corner
We prefer being called mentally challenged.
Easy there, Barrette....us birds are sensitive
I have gloves like that in my workshop.....now I just need a few more props.
Nicely faked. As a mechanical engineer I will call bull shit and no way. Notice also that when it "lands" at the store the configuration has changed.....the front extension arms are missing.
Swans are tougher....just sayin'.
News that he lost all his money in the recent $530 million Bitcoin hack. What kind of an idiot would trust those fake money systems?
That looks like the avian version of lighting hits the shit house.....either that or it's one hell of a fuck knot.
Meh.....he should have used veto power at the door for a couple of them. Ultimately the poor bastard had to jerk himself off. I think he needs at least a partial refund.
Girls are such messy pissers....and they complain about US pissing on the toilet seat.
She's the reason for any self respecting caterpillar to get stoned.
https://i.imgur.com/OphrOpF.jpg
Who ordered the McFury?
Hey take it easy of us dyslexics. True story......I passed a store front with a sign in the window, "Worship With Us". On the way back it had morphed into "We Ship UPS"
Ha!.....and they think they deserve equal pay!
Sorry....sorry.....please don't deport me.....and I really didn't mind that you called me a fuckin' lair, with out the requisite apology.
+1 team shit
That will buy you having your nuts tickled with a turkey feather.