UUoody’s Comments

Yeah....my first thought, other than this being majorly creepy, had to do with wondering if snakes even have a reverse gear.

Possibly.....tie a string to it so you don't have to make an embarrassing trip to the ER. Oh, and don't forget to sub the action.

True story......I stopped to pick up a hitch hiker who had only one leg......without thinking, I said, "Hop in".

Skip to 13:19 where the stupid fuck actually does it.

My wife is a nurse....she installs urinary catheters......she says it hurts, and they use lube and a pain number. So try it and let us know after you stop pissing blood.

I quit drinking......the cause of the decrease in my comment quality. user:UUoody settles into his seat on the water wagon

gooder

Where's Woody? Or does getting drunk give you one? ;)

One said her hangup involved the asymmetry of her back-flab rolls. Sheeesh....yeah, if only the left pig rolls matched the right, then we could bring world peace.

Awaitin' for the train that goes home, sweet Mary

Hopin' that the train is on time

Sittin' downtown in a railway station

One toe over the line

He's guilty of self racial profiling. But neither he nor his family would see it. We will ease you in at a local juvenile hall and then save you a nice comfy bunk in the big kids cage-place.

Thanks boner......I guess what they say is true. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

I have done that with several old girl friends.......fun. :)

....and I happen to REALLY like gold painted women. https://www.xvideos.com/video29877137/jade_3

Yeah.....you shake your fist too much. ;)

Bingo....but blame the Chad Mitchel Trio.

Normality is hughley egocentric.

This is caused by the human papillomavirus, btw. So you are spot on.

Expecting a visit from Sandy Claws?....Sleep well, children.

James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George Dupree

Took great of his mother, though he was only three

James James said to his mother: "Mother," he said, said he

"Don't ever go down to the end of the town if you don't go down with me

Ladies.......the glitter don't help. user:UUoody takes off his Captain Obvious costume.

My mind is always going around a 30 MPH corner at 80 MPH....I know of what you speak.

So who hasn't sexually abused you?.....at your insistence I might add.

What happened to Macheesemo?

Nothing says Xmas like a tranny taking it up the ass....move over Ralphie Parker.