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UUoody’s Comments

No-wa? ow-wa? But her eyes say yes.

on Keep Your Voice Down Bitch · 9 years ago

No way in hell....she smokes! Yuck! That's a rule.

on Lot Lizard from Hell · 9 years ago

Don't be sorry....just send money. ;)

replied on C'mon Zeb, I mean UUoody, you can do it... Give her what she wants · 9 years ago

Because if they stayed in that flooded field they would flounder.....or perhaps they did it just for the halibut.

on why did the fish cross the road? · 9 years ago

Fast forwardabout 60 years....Worn needles take the fun out of intravenous drug use.....always use a nice sharp one.https://i.imgur.com/CG6NFr2.jpg

on Hope for Giggles · 9 years ago

Not exactly what they meant when advertising steak as "bone in".

on freshest meat in town · 9 years ago

You just don't change do you autie.

on C'mon Zeb, I mean UUoody, you can do it... Give her what she wants · 9 years ago

They told him he couldn't move in until the apartment was ready....but, nooooo!

on Daredevil of Yesteryear · 9 years ago

Say hello to human papillomavirus ......add throat cancer to the list of handicaps.

on Lucky Cripple Huffs some Fine Vag · 9 years ago

The Pace Maker Predator vs The Colostomy Colossus.

on Old Fuck Starts a Fight · 9 years ago

They will both cramp your style.

on Science Tip · 9 years ago

Kid has a head start on life.

on The Ripper · 9 years ago

....when logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead....

on Russian injects his arms with fake muscles and records himself shadowboxing every day because he is tough · 9 years ago

So who won?....The nigger faggot or the lady boy faggot?

on Tranny Fight! · 9 years ago

You're welcome. ;)

replied on Suicide by Giant Harmonica · 9 years ago

https://i.imgur.com/BwieljF.jpg

on Try not to Gag · 9 years ago

Six minutes of her drivel.....I think not....ttis or GTFO

on Blair White Wears a Trump MAGA Cap in Hollywood · 9 years ago

.....While that train keeps a rollin' on down to San Antone.

on Suicide by Giant Harmonica · 9 years ago

Me like......perhaps I am over due for a subscription to the Cartoon NEtwork.

on Mold · 9 years ago

Nolo contendere

replied on Birds Are Evil · 9 years ago

My wife tells me there is a moldy smell coming from the ac vents in my truck....is that what's in there? If I show her this perhaps she will get off my back about squirting Lysol in there.

on Mold 2 · 9 years ago

HEy, that wasn't me...it was the misses. https://i.imgur.com/Jp3IUB7.jpg

on Birds Are Evil · 9 years ago

Kid's got guts though.

on Dead is dead · 9 years ago

https://i.imgur.com/f6rzGgp.jpg

on Hard to believe newspapers are a dying medium · 9 years ago

You too MD....https://i.imgur.com/hXiYICS.jpg

replied on Chicken dog · 9 years ago