UUoody’s Comments

Damn those are some nice battle Barbies.

Get that guy a Swiffer sweater and never have to vacuum the floors again

Do we have to have fuckin' turkey again.

If this is what they rely on to sell that evangelical christian crap, I'm amazed that anyone signs up, or for that matter, stays around long enough to bomb an abortion clinic.

I think that the last time I saw this, someone said something about "live long and prosper"......I kinda liked that.

Merge every other car....even caterpillars can get it. Why can't the tourists visiting Maine get it?

I now know what ever happened to Shrek.

My thoughts exactly. Rock on!

That gave me fuzzy nuts.

Thanks....the dark rum helps.

Mother my I go in for a swim....Yes my darling daughter.....Hang your clothes by the hickory limb.....But don't go near the water.

I only get hand cramp for about 15 minutes every other day....just say'in.

So you get a woman naked and this is what you decide to do? This reminds me of the time when I was about eleven, that me and several friends came across two teen lesbians in the woods, and all we could think of to do was take all their clothes and soak them in a mud puddle.

Be sure to wear your boots

And CM....you know that is no way to cleat a line......you're getting sloppy.

The mind is the second thing to go.....I forget what the first thing is, but I think it has something to do with that heavy weight.

Ya....ve cut off your johnson. Wait....that's standard procedure, isn't it.

It's real!....it was on the internet!

@Toast....... There once was a hooker named Gail..... Who one day got locked up in jail..... But the sheriff got hot..... To be lodged in her twat...... So Gail made the bail with her tail!

So Trump must be a unicorn....he thinks he shits ice cream. He wonders, however, why 63% of the country are saying no thank you to his offer of a spoon.

For some of you, that would be a step down.....then there are the rest of us.

In a few years when her fat bomb goes off, that act will look more like two pigs fighting in a gunny sack.....In the mean time....wow.

He didn't even duck!

Fail.....Crawling drunk through a hole of broken glass had such amazing potential

Well sweetie, that's what happens when you forget the safe word