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UUoody’s Comments

Yes....every last fucking one of them.

replied on Bang Ding Ow · 7 years ago

....and salt water marinated pussy.....just sayin'.

replied on Playful dog · 7 years ago

Man's best friend. Wives may think porn is disgusting, but dogs are unencumbered by societal taboos. Bless their little ass sniffin' hearts.

I'm glad you're here and hope to hear more from you. Sorry about the Tom thing. It's just that he is such a legend, that his name has become synonymous with shit posts. He has posted here......do a search.

replied on Tom and friend · 7 years ago

Hey Creamyanaldude.......what do you think? :)

on Where's the fried chicken? · 7 years ago

True story: My dad simply said that he would have saved a lot of money if he had just stayed with hookers. If If lyin' I'm dyin"

replied on Sex Ed 101 · 7 years ago

Bull shit....you'd throw a fuck into a pile of rocks, if you thought there was a snake in there.

replied on Where's the fried chicken? · 7 years ago

.....in like with me.

replied on Just A Casual Bike Ride · 7 years ago

Nice? Kittens are nice. Newly mowed grass, Fall leaves. peach ice cream, birthday cakes, dying at home, winning a free pizza...those are nice. There may be better words to capture the event of a tranny with a big stiff cock getting pounded in the ass.....just sayin'.

replied on Nice piece of ass · 7 years ago

"There are only two kinds of people: abnormal people and people you don't yet know well enough."

— Stephan Pastis

replied on Nice piece of ass · 7 years ago

Just right for the Saturday morning grope ride.

on Just A Casual Bike Ride · 7 years ago

Also better than that piece of British crap, the Nilfisk.

on Wife tries new hoover · 7 years ago

They just bought some military surplus Norden bomb sights....still working out the bugs.

replied on Ahhhhhhhhh Durka Durka · 7 years ago

What is it, pray tell?.....Mister Wizard

* UUoody waits with eager anticipation and abated breath

replied on Ahhhhhhhhh Durka Durka · 7 years ago

Fog?.....Drugs?.....Which way to Matha's Vinya'd

replied on Ahhhhhhhhh Durka Durka · 7 years ago

Queue the Boeing 737

replied on Ahhhhhhhhh Durka Durka · 7 years ago

She gives new meaning to the skin flute....in the key of GEEEEEE!

on Wife tries new hoover · 7 years ago
on Playful dog · 7 years ago

We're coming of age if this is now normal porn.

on Nice piece of ass · 7 years ago

Inspector Gadget should have stayed with the skis. Also he is OK but he nailed one of the dumb fucks that didn't know enough to move out of the way.

on Ahhhhhhhhh Durka Durka · 7 years ago

Well....it was a triple dog dare. https://youtu.be/jxjk9ooCmPI

on Weavil Knievel · 7 years ago

Excellent....that'll deflate morning wood.

on Dads little squirt · 7 years ago

But he got all the women....lose win.

on White Knight Gets Wrecked · 7 years ago