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UUoody’s Comments

Penny to dong bird....Penny to dong bird.....cum in dry

replied on RIP Sky King · 8 years ago

Dibs on the two chicks....sloppy seconds

on COKE PARTY AT MY PLACE!! · 8 years ago

It's been done...............https://youtu.be/g7lR3YDzKCA

on How Cucking Started · 8 years ago

Christmas blow job? They say you should give others what is is you would like for christmas. Some of you won't have a problem with this.

on Christmas Blowjob · 8 years ago

Some kid must have stepped on both a crack AND a line.

on Bwaaha haaa haaaa haaa · 8 years ago

Funny........This takes my breathe away.

on Christmas Nativity Fuckup · 8 years ago

Nice a hooker and a hookah .......classy joint.

on Gratuity Incongruity · 8 years ago

GGGGGGGGGGGG

replied on Gratuity Incongruity · 8 years ago

Cop looks around and says....Anyone else wan'a limp?

His mother thought the name "Rodney King " would bring good fortune to the lad.....thanks, Rosa.

No African's harmed?......but a lot of fat white women will never walk right again.

The new Ebola vaccination.

on Jesus Take the Wheel! · 8 years ago

RIP a young girl... a new bride,

Who sadly got shit on and died,

She had a twin sister,

With a similar mister,

And now they're in-turd side by side.

on The Poop & Puke Couple · 8 years ago

The seventies were truly the ugly years....clothes, dancing, cars, The Brady Bunch

on Hairy Christmas · 8 years ago

But it looks like his mom's house decorations.

Good thing he was wearing a safety helmet.....just sayin'.

Yeah......no one was very "put out" about it......until the last spoil sport showed up.

replied on Pardon Me While I Burst Into Flames · 8 years ago

It's been rumored that you, on the other hand, in fact have a penis. Now prove those viscous rumors incorrect.

replied on Lying Whore · 8 years ago

I don't trust anyone wearing a hood .......who's with me on this?

I can Dera-ligma own balls....thank you very much, https://youtu.be/ZPnO_JaJFn0

on Isma What? · 8 years ago

All the girls call him "Short Stroke".

on Lying Whore · 8 years ago

You bastard......but nice ploy with the sound thing.

"You can see he's dead"? Well yeah.......it's a skeleton sitting in a burned out car.

on Wildfire Carnage · 8 years ago

Woof!

replied on Fucked up · 8 years ago

Only a ginger would wear glasses like that.