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UUoody’s Comments

Nice dresses and tights. Now back to cheer leading.

He lives on skid row.....it was his stop.

Always die smoking in more than one way whenever possible.

on Poor Sparky's Demise · 8 years ago

Not entertainment and certainly not funny and a long way from clever. You have earned my down vote.

on True states of matter · 8 years ago

It is.....transmitted through a wireless mouse.

replied on Friday Meme Thread Of The Week #33 · 8 years ago

This fag gives faggots a bad name. Aroint thee back to the closet.

on How to lure Giggles back · 8 years ago

So you're guilty but not responsible. ;)

replied on Wrong hole · 8 years ago

There was a restaurant in Salem Ma called China Sails that was owned by Dave Wong. He sponsored the time and temperature spot on the local WESX AM radio station. On the hour they would say, "the Wong time is.....and the Wong temperature is ....... This useless piece of trivia brought to you by Dave UUong.

on Wrong hole · 8 years ago

* Smut tool?

replied on Tranny from Hell · 8 years ago

Do as I say....not as I do.

replied on Tranny from Hell · 8 years ago

Now that you won a grand prick, what are you going to do with it.

....or scrodature

replied on Tranny from Hell · 8 years ago

You may have seen me here....... https://youtu.be/dfFZTEjM9ss

replied on MuchoZucko character alignment chart · 8 years ago

I used to have a beard, but it made me look old. Now I have age which makes me look old.

replied on MuchoZucko character alignment chart · 8 years ago

It begins with the letter "double u"....is that so fucked up? I rest my case.

replied on Leap forward... · 8 years ago

I see nothing wrong with that spelling. Another true story.....I saw a sign in a store window that read, "Worship with us". Since it was an office supplies store I thought it rather odd. When I came back by the next day it had morphed into "We ship UPS. Dyslexia.....a constant source of entertainment.

replied on Leap forward... · 8 years ago

It's a spoonerism. True story......as a kid, I had a neighbor whose name was Kitty Shook. Spoonerize that.

replied on Leap forward... · 8 years ago

I'm dyslexic, and it's OK with me just so long as it becomes a BIG black clock.

on Leap forward... · 8 years ago
replied on Opera Jackass · 8 years ago

Never try a right turn in an oval track set-up.....and he had a bit too much stagger.

This kind of crap has made straycrayons what it is today.

on Libtards · 8 years ago

Brick laying.......you're doing it all wrong!

Can you recommend a good taxidermist? His ass would look good mounted in my living room, over the fire place. https://i.imgur.com/3nHuCQA.jpg

All due respect, but I don't want anything to do with his ass. ;)