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UUoody’s Comments

....and Bates College students

replied on Gear up · 8 years ago

Grasp...no. Scared ....yes. I also remember Memorial Day 1945, just a few weeks after VE day. Best Memorial day parade ever.

My GPS is programmed to never leave Maine......that way there are no Mexicans or blacks.....except for Lewiston, but who the fuck would ever want to go to Lewiston.

on Gear up · 8 years ago

I was expecting to see 12 soccer players and their coach come popping out of there.

on Oopsie poopsie · 8 years ago

Run in that direction, It has that much sought after Asian look.

on Caption this???? · 8 years ago

Motivation....it's a great motivator.

on Smart pupperino! · 8 years ago

Way to go, new guy! Just out of base curiosity, what is the recommended lube for a microphone?

on Super talented · 8 years ago

The boots make the outfit, don't you think?

on Uuoody visits the UK · 8 years ago

I remember when those bombs were dropped....the radio news and the photo coverage in Life magazine. It scared the crap out of me. I was four years old.

Nope....Bev Oda, Canadian House of Commons.

replied on Marion, you slut! · 8 years ago

Aw....you tell all the guys that

replied on Marion, you slut! · 8 years ago

I'd reply with a "Fuck Giggles" but that would be fraught with its own in-u-end-o problem.

replied on Marion, you slut! · 8 years ago

Hard to do with a two inch dick.....ah what?

replied on Marion, you slut! · 8 years ago

No.....UUoody has a woody.

replied on Marion, you slut! · 8 years ago

It ran in his family https://youtu.be/DgAJT-1rOMc

on I believe I can't fly · 8 years ago

I yell back "What do you think I'm trying to do?".

replied on Wife Material · 8 years ago

Well they do drink the blood of children..... ;)

on Tolerance · 8 years ago

Where's your sign, Simms?

on Like A Boss · 8 years ago

I misspoke when I said she does nothing. She usually gets a cramp in one or both legs and starts screaming "Get off!".

replied on Wife Material · 8 years ago

I have heard the expression "Your ass sucks pond water", but I never thought it was actually possible.....until now.

on Flood cleanup · 8 years ago

To speak that fast one needs to also be able to think fast. Then again, it doesn't appear that much thinking went into his remarks.

on wierdo · 8 years ago

Nice hat!

on Like A Boss · 8 years ago

If I wanted to fuck something that just lies there and does nothing, I could fuck my wife.....just sayin'.

on Wife Material · 8 years ago

Hair club for men......when you want it to look sleazy.

replied on She's a keepa'. · 8 years ago