UUoody’s Comments
Gotta love the whine of a high performance turbo charged, fuel injected V12.....it sounds a lot like the whine made by spoiled brats while getting beat down for being a douche bag.
It's a chick magnet......unfortunately it also attracts cops.
Feats of strength or agility are definitely not part of the distaff repertoire. They need to leave those up to us guys while they hold our beers.
That noise you hear in the background is her alma mater scrambling to revoke her master's degree.
If quality thoughts are in short supply, just keep repeating what shitty thoughts do come to mind.
Yeah all that!.....and from now on when you take off clothes either hang them up or put them in the dirty clothes hamper.
I always try to do my best
The end tag is what she was thinking
Hello CM....long time no see.
Aroint thee knave......Those things that start off green are ok.....like Kermit burgers.
BTW....porno thoughts are cockroaches.
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye......
Like in your fridge......if it smells bad and has turned green, don't eat it.
He's just changing the blinker fluid.
Those aren't maggots. That's what ideas look like when running around in your head.
The kids says:.....And how I suffered in that manatee,
How they tried to set me free,
They would not hurry, they did not know how,
Perhaps I'm stillborn now.
It doesn't work that way.....you have to pay!
Even in India, if the girls don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
Hose and TP at hand.......no problem.
Damn....I made the god tier and I am an antitheist. Read the book: "The End of Faith" by Sam Harris.
It's amazing how many problems can be fixed with vice grips, a big maul, or both. Throw in duct tape and a Junior Woodchuck's Handbook and the sky's the limit.
Let's flip it and really put his finger in the butt and then let him see that it was just a prank.....much better that way.
As usual we need a photo and a sign.....big guy.
I want to gradulate the US house of Representatives. Clearly they have solved all the problems before them. I also want to gradulate the Florida voters for such a fine selection.