UUoody’s Comments
He needs to look up my friend, Lenny, the bail bondsman. https://i.imgur.com/nRlm9VB.jpg
Sleeps alone a lot.
They were all duped into spending a small fortune to become topography experts....Thank you Trump University.
More likely fighting over the last lemon danish.
Come over and we can get dressed up. ;)
No more rhymes, and I MEAN IT!
Nay, nay...she leads the exodus parade.
A package of Depends and a 12 pack of Ensure, and I can drive anywhere.
Had I been driving that rig, I would have delivered Tom Pearl's lunch in the process.
Ditto.....except my preference is Moxie.
Pepsi tastes like the watered down coke my mother used to serve us kids, when she would make one 7 Oz coke satisfy all three of us by using WAY too much ice.
Why are these idiots cheering?
Is that considered male twerking?
Mr Rogers neighborhood isn't what it used to be.....not a single cardigan in sight and a lot fewer hoes.
He was one bad mutha fuckin' nigger.....Fred will get it. https://i.imgur.com/6WHa7FE.jpg
They teach it in preschool.....don't ever hang CMUs from old shoe laces.
Given that this is a live show, how do they comply with the the law that requires the nasty bits to be pixelated?
Who the hell still wears underwear?
This is making my head hurt....I may have to go back to strong dark rum.
It's part of the Tom Pearl breakfast special.
Alas....he wasn't Giggles.
The moose proof truck.... https://i.imgur.com/mCN9VWr.jpg
Ya gotta like the fruit roll up at the end.
Taking inventory here, I see the following:
Long luscious legs
Sexy dress with peek a boo slits up the sides
Lovely long hair
Young perky tits
Music selection indicating some intelegence
So what's not to like?
Weighs herself every morning....betcha.