UUoody’s Comments

Last night was a brandy night....that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

See below for the reply fail.

reply fail

It's cast bondage....a fetish https://i.imgur.com/zJhwLB0.jpg

You got it right the first time.

Having been married twice, there is a sense in which I have two cunts.

Can I assume that your comment has nothing to do with cupid?

Times must be tough for the lollipop guild.

....now how much would you pay?

I had to google "clunge"......well done!

She is a dream that stuff is made of.

Aside from that, she's a good looker.

https://i.imgur.com/tSpqMeH.jpg

In New England we had a similar thing....BUT WE KICKED ASS! https://youtu.be/W3qxMW3Owb0

Wait for it....1:30

Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pinin' for the fjords.

"Are you guys OK?" "Hey dude what's up" I don't know who is dumber, the jumper, the passenger, or the the ground crew.

At first I thought he was using a drywall saw. https://i.imgur.com/mQAyluv.png

There's the problem, right there. Too many people think guns are a toy to be played with.

I call animal cruelty......forcing an asthmatic octopus to jump with him.

I understand your position. Men flopping around naked on a public stage are normal for your life style.

You spelled "first" wrong.

Marvin Acme....what a genius. https://i.imgur.com/jIsYKvw.jpg

This little piggy went to market,

This little piggy got trashed,

This little piggy is roast beef,

This little piggy is too,

And this little piggy went wee wee in its pants

What a curmudgeon!