UUoody’s Comments
You are a treasure trove of fascinating information.....a venerable cornucopia of smut knowledge.
@ giggles....."The new me" is a lot like the " new fall colors". So don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
@ Fred.....I had to google Simon.. I am not impressed.
I could handle the under boob, if only she could shut her pie hole.
They look it, don't they?
The standard kill shot just below the left breast will only get her a knee injury.....just sayin'.
What? You don't speak jive turkey? She said that in spite of her Yale degree in astrophysics, the fact that she is burdened with exceptionally large mammaries has, because of white male stereotyping, made it impossible for her to earn a living doing what she has always dreamed of .....that is, finding a cure for black holes.....something her boyfriend knows only too well.
They are pasty and taste like Tom Pearl cooked them.
Without her telling us, who would have known that that stuff is stupid and dangerous. Thanks captain obvious.
This makes Tom's act look like a Sunday school picnic.
But he does have good taste....just sayin'.
As they say in Austria.......Good eye mate.
But can she pee through it?....I think not! You are never going to be one of us, sweetheart.
So it's recycled recycled shit....the man is a genius.
Yeah, I left out the fuckin' A.....Fuckin' A!
Oh, I did......just dry humping, mind you. No, there are no pictures of those times. As an aside, the first thing he did when we brought him home, was to sit on the sofa and pee......thus earning him what name? A buddy hug from Dr Fries to whomever can guess it. Hint: Think television.
Yeah.....I could hear the gasping cries of the camshaft as it finally succumbed to the inevitable.
I got a puppy from a dog shelter that, as it turned out was half wolf, half Akita. He would challenge me every day for top dog spot.
Christ, she just gave away 75 cents worth of free samples.
They're breakdance fighting.....just like in Zoolander.
BTW, I find him creepy to the max.
He has eaten too much lobster.
I give up
Remember the story of the tortoise and the hare? Do you see any hair? Yeah....so did I. But they are turtles, god damn it.