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Vomitcircus’s Comments

Not tonight, I've got a headache.

on Deer Fuck Surprise · 7 years ago

Nipples aren't supposed to point down.

on MRS.UUDOODY gets to drive. · 7 years ago

"Is it in yet?"

replied on Mucho Woman · 7 years ago

Like that's the first time that's happened.

Aftermath of getting skullfucked.

on Guess The Cause · 7 years ago

Conehead.

on Traffic Jammer · 7 years ago

No amount of water can wash away the filth that lives on this street.

on Gonna Need A Bigger Boat · 7 years ago

MC Guido

on Roscoe's · 7 years ago

*as soon as the flag went down

Said shit deserves another post here.

replied on Tiddy Cat · 7 years ago

Soccer is ghey.

on Important Message To Fred · 7 years ago

Missing Gene Simmons.

replied on god giveth and god taketh away · 7 years ago

My favorite part is when no one did anything.

on Please take a NUMBer · 7 years ago

Now you have a glass that smells like sweaty butthole.

Hmmm. Those were supposed to be musical notes. Joke ruined.

replied on Asians can't swim · 7 years ago

?? We all live in a yellow submarine ??

on Asians can't swim · 7 years ago

Like a golf ball in a sock.

on Floppy Jollopy · 7 years ago

And you never know when they'll throw shit at you.

replied on Woman just chilling out in traffic · 7 years ago

Looked like a nose-breaker there.

replied on Man receives Glasgow kiss · 7 years ago

Another?

replied on Flies eggs in a toad's nostrils · 7 years ago

Jesus died for your sins. So, if you don't sin, he died for nothing.

on Tranny Jesus · 7 years ago

Just looking for some pie.

Get a real motorcycle. Not one that looks like it was made by Fisher-Price.

on Trucks Rule · 7 years ago

Hello Shitty.

on Potty Mouth Rap · 7 years ago

Agreed. Anyone know her name?

replied on Tickle Tickle · 7 years ago